self copulation

(technical jargon) When a situation you intended to turn out one way turns out to be completely something you never imagined. Often occuring the the area of politics, relationships or sports when an individual or group gets involved in a situation they cannot get out of. Often referred to as the state of being or art of being "fucked."

e.g. Damn, Dick, our foreign policy blows. We really self copulated when we invaded Iraq.
e.g. My date with Jill didn't turn out like I planned. She's not the dinner whore I thought she was, so I went home to contemplate with self copulation.

by Roland_07 October 4, 2007

copulate

is sexual intercourse

wanna copulate with me

by Chiki April 1, 2005

oral copulation

1. to insert the male member (penis) into the mouth in order to derive sexual pleasure.
2. the sucking or licking of the female genitalia (vagina) in order to derive sexual plaesure

i would be enchanted if you performed oral copulation on me

by annon. January 22, 2004

anal copulation

to insert the male member (penis) into the anus in order to derive sexual pleasure.

last night she let me ingage her in anal copulation.

by annon. January 22, 2004

copulation

The act of sexual procreation between a man and a woman; the man's penis is inserted into the woman's vagina and excited until orgasm and ejaculation occur

see carnal

by merk January 9, 2004

Copulation paste

The spunk people, the spunk

Had to let it go dude, she was full of the finest copulation paste I could offer.

by dat-ting July 9, 2007

Copulate

The act of two police cars parked next to one another with their driver side windows down so that the oral communications can take place between officers.

Sergeant Ingrid Blue was seriously upset and charged Sergeant Dick Peters with willful flatufellation after they had copulated in the parking lot of Dunkin Donuts for over an hour.

by MisterMeMeMeMeMeMeMe July 27, 2009