Common Law Constable

A Common Law Constable is a fictional entity and title of a UK Sovereign Citizen antivaxxer who has paid a fee & monthly subscription to a website for the privilege of thinking that they are a Common Law Constable that gives them powers to shut down vaccine centres with fictional bogus legal paperwork.
Common Law Constables secure their beliefs with the crime number 6029679/21 which is not being investigated by the Met Police & is not being investigated.
For lunch Common Law Constables like a nice Crayola cookie.

I am a Common Law Constable and I am here today to serve your with this paperwork to inform you that you are committing a crime against humanity & the Sovereign people and we order you to shut down this vaccine centre to prevent harm, injury and death.

by MoMoShaf January 18, 2022

ttc special constables

failed police men !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

idiot wondering the ttc in uniform doin' nothin'
ttc special constables

by juliet-dupree September 26, 2006

constable

iz a jipo wit BIG teeth !!!!!!!!!!!!!

get um sorted they creep me out !!!!

by K November 20, 2003

Michael Constable

Small town celebrity from Geelong, known for his punce ways and

Person 1: Michael Constable isn't coming...
Person 2: PUNCE!
Person 3: Hey sorry I'm late to this discussion... what are you guys talking about?
Person 1 or 2 (doesn't really matter): Michael Constable.
Person 3: That puncey kid?
Person 1 or 2 (the one who didnt say the other bit): Totes

by Morganyep October 22, 2008

Coonstache

Used to describe a Racoon. Animals with very large bodies compared to their small limbs, arent good at running, climbing things is its prime talent,generally they are dumb asses,usually look through garbage at night then flee the scene to eat it

Holy shit man its a fuckin coonstache!

Whoa what the fuck was that?You almost ran over A coonstache

by douche-fag October 9, 2008

Special Constable

(UK) Like a Policeman, but retarded, Hence the designation of 'special'

1: Dude, check out the downer in uniform

Woah, its a Special Constable

by UberPcso July 28, 2011

Constabled

Getting so drunk that you lose all bony functions. You have girls making out with your passes out body. Also, when asked a question or talked to you can only respond with fuck you or a good ole middle finger.

Dude Cathleen sucked my face last night while I was totally constabled.

by Snowmen January 19, 2018