cook tease

When you promise a girl you'll cook for her so she will sleep with you but have no intention ever making them food.

That guy is a total cook tease, he always says he's going to make me dinner but then we just have sex.

by iwanttotouchyourwords August 6, 2016

Coochtease

Someone, Male or female who flirts, comes on to, fondles, kisses, makes sexual suggestions to a female knowing they will never stimulate them.

T-Pain
I had that shorty hot, she was dripping on my seat and I dropped her off at her house.

He was so hot for me and all he did was drop me off...what a coochtease!

by mackendacooch November 15, 2010

cockteaser

when a promo / teaser / preview for a television show fails to deliver on the promises of romance, death, infidelity or other dramatic reveals.

What the hell, Chuck and Blair totally didn't hook up on Gossip Girl last night like the CW's cockteaser promised.

That so wasn't the most dramatic Bachelor episode ever. ABC was airing some major cockteasers.

by LilyCornucopia March 17, 2009

cocktease

a flirtacious girl or woman who is all touchy feely, often giggly, and will make out with almost any guy who pays attention to her for more than 5 minutes, however, won't so much as give you a hand job after you take her home.

that little cocktease left me blueballed last night.
mom, you're such a fucking cocktease

by captain fuckstick August 19, 2003

cocktease

a girl who says and or does things to get mens attention (i get horny when i am high), also to gain things such as a free smoke or a free meal because the man thinks he will get some sort of sexual reciprocation. often owes you a lot of money and when you do smoke her up, she just becomes a bitch. Is often freinds with other cockteases.

Cocktease: hey i get hony when im high
guy: word lets go smoke
(goes off to smoke his good pot, get high)
Guy: so, you feeling good
Cocktease: ehh im tired, im hungry, im crmaped, i have pms blah blah blah blah
Guy: fucking cocktease you said you got horny when you are high

by senor huck July 15, 2006

croctease

A daring fellow who will challenge many a crocodile, sometimes leading to his own death.

I watched a documentary with Steve Irwin yesterday, he's such a croctease!

by Arnehehe February 20, 2008

Epicurean Cocktease

Someone who teases men with pictures and texts about food.

Man, she kept posting pictures of some awesome looking grub. She's an epicurean cocktease.

by epitease April 27, 2011