A convoy of vehicles (boats, cars, whatever) that has the goods carry-ing merchant ships in the centre, in as close to a circle shape as possible, while the battlecruisers surround the outside. Should they be fired upon, the more expendable battlecruisers will take the damage, and not hit their own firing from the closest range of all. This shape also means that less "armour" is needed to surround the good ships.
An armed convoy is heading our way, there is an opening at the front, lay a few mines for them. We should hit the goods.
by Kung-Fu Jesus April 15, 2004
Hey man, are you going to be at that convoy tomorrow? I sure hope to see you there in your big truck
by PortageAndMain February 11, 2022
It is the redneck version of a train, a group of people take turns having sex with one person but at least two of the giving party are blood related to the receiving person.
by MyNameIsntMicah February 07, 2023
The traffic jam which builds up behind a hearse or funeral cortege which is travelling slowly as it transports the coffin, because overtaking is disrespectful.
by Sharkfin911 April 23, 2024
One who rejects common courtesy as beneficial in the pursuit of a self-righteous cause that could otherwise benefit from support of others. Especially relating to behaviour that is intentionally offensive and/or disruptive.
Actions of convoyers in Ottawa resulted in polls showing ~65% public support for use of the Emergency Act to stop them.
by AMAX123 March 20, 2024
One who rejects common courtesy as beneficial in the pursuit of a self-righteous cause that could otherwise benefit from support of others. Especially relating to behaviour that is intentionally offensive and/or disruptive.
Offensive and disruptive actions of convoyers in Ottawa resulted in polls showing ~65% public support for use of the Emergency Act to clear them out.
by AMAX123 March 20, 2024
When you're on a long road trip and your little man decides to stand to attention. Making your trousers a bit tighter.
Dude! I was driving down the motorway and saw one of them trucks where on the mud flaps it has a naked lady! I got Convoy Cock bad so I had to smash one out!
Made a right mess on the steering wheel!
Made a right mess on the steering wheel!
by LordSabertooth May 31, 2021