Contraphysical

Equal to but opposite of the physical.

Spirit is the contraphysical aspect of man.

by Hermes216 February 4, 2024

Contranarian

Alternative pronunciation of 'contrarian':

A person who likes or tends to express a contradicting viewpoint, especially one who denounces the majority persuasion, usually because of spite or nonconformity (Wiktionary). 'Contranarian' alternative pronunciation first coined by theoretical physicist and gifted YouTube educator Angela Collier, attributed (possibly facetiously) to her (East) Kentucky accent, though this derivation is disputed by other noted Kentucky scientists such as Brandon K Bay who stated emphatically "Don't put that on us".

"Fred Hoyle, who didn't get the Nobel prize because he had to be a contranarian at every opportunity...it seems like he is being a contranarian just to be a contranarian...like you can't just be a contranarian, that's not how science works, my Dude...he lost out on the Nobel prize because he was just being a contranarian to be a contranarian and isn't that a lesson for us all...so Fred Hoyle leaves Cambridge ... loses the Nobel prize for being a contranarian.

by StaPo June 18, 2024

Contankeraneous

An act of immense stupidity carried out by someone who is extremely idiotic and foolish.
someone who behaves like a typical skunthole

Shivaj nuh geh contankeraneous bannuh we'z nah fren!!!!

by Minister Of Capital Skuntology May 9, 2024

Contrary to popular belief

When something is contrary to popular belief, that signifies that it does not follow the opinion of the public. Usually used when trying to imply that the opinion of someone else is incorrect.

Contrary to popular belief, I actually did not get a 75% on the test, I got a 94%.

by The Counterintuitive Words January 19, 2025

Contrary

New way to congratulate someone.

“I just bought a house guys!”

“No way! Contrary bro!!”

by Bamboni May 1, 2025

Contankerous-Curmudgeon

Miserable, grumpy old cranky and entitled (male)

Mark is a contankerous-curmudgeon

He is a contankerous-curmudgeon

Man, that guy beside me is a contankerous-curmudgeon

by Contankerous-Curmudgeon December 9, 2025

barb contracks

“Idfk bro, like slang.”

Type shit; period; she contrack on my contracktions ‘till I barb.

“barb contraacksss!!!”

“ Ohhhh happy birthday barbbbb oh yeah that’s a barb barb yeah happy birthday barb oh yeahhhhhhhh”

“Barb!! They’re coming for my kids!!! Stop it barb, stop it! Stop it!!!!!!!!!”

“Barb………. Barb, we talked about this!!!!! Barb, please!!! Barb, no…… NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO”

“Barb!!!!!!! Barb, stop it!!!!! Please, barb, please!!!! I told you, I don’t know where the money is, barb!!!!! Barb, I mean it, barb!!!! I promise, I’m not lying!!!!!!!!!! Barb, you gotta beliebe me, barb! Barb…… barb….! Wait, wait wait!!!! Wait, no, no, no, no, no!!!!!! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!! NO, barb!!!!!!! No, barb, no no no!!!!!!!!!”

“Okay, barb….. c’mon over here……. C’mon barb…… i know you got it in you still……. You’re not that senile, are you, barb…????? Heh……. Didn’t think so…”

“Every morning I wake up and drink 6 Redbulls!” heh………………………..

“Hello, barb!”

“Yeah, barb contracks”

“Barb, stop contrackting on me!!!!! Stop, stop, stop!!!!!”

by goobiousgoober May 5, 2025