Consumeradism

Feeling sexual arousal and pleasure by being exposed to unsatisfied consumers going to extreme lenghts expressing their lack of satisfaction, preferably with dumb and uneducated comments.

At work today I had a customer complained about an invoice fee, my body was tingling for hours and I couldnt focus on my job - that is consumeradism for you!

by vingattemgaddiosa January 17, 2018

Consumeradism

Reaching a point of sexual arousal by hearing,seeing or reading about frustrated customers. This state is common by people working jobs that deal with customers, eg customer service etc.

I felt my consumeradism come out when the customer said he would contact the authorities regarding his subcription, and my limb was getting rock hard

by versaceeee January 26, 2018

Consumerism Psychotics

When your low on food, water, energy, or any other survival equipment but you had enough to survive for longer. Sometimes Consumerism Psychotics can include cannibalism and killing for food or other supplies.

P1: Daniel had enough food for weeks, but he ate it all and went insane.
P2: Another person going crazy from Consumerism Psychotics.

by MISTER S.P.E.C.I.A.L. April 20, 2020

consumerist Christian

A person who tries to uphold modern Christianity principals; eg. don't steal, lie,rest on the Sabbath etc. but who can be overtaken by the what's-in-it-for-me mentality.

David: Here you go, you can have this old guitar if you want...there's no strings either.
Terry: What are you doing that for? I can tell...you'll want something in return one day.
David: You're just being a consumerist Christian again my friend. We can fix it up together if you like.

by Captain_Felix February 7, 2023

Consumertism

Used for people who fall into severe consumerism through worshipping clothing, idols, car brands, music, social media, etc. Their entire existence is based on consuming instead of being a person.

Yeah, Mike has severe consumertism.

by GainToGlory February 16, 2024

Consumerism-core

An aesthetic of wasting money on things you know you will never touch in years.

God why is this normalized on tiktok WHY

Sarah: Look guys I've got 50 hello kitty plushies aiming for a billion or maybe a trillion LIKE GOD I LOVE CONSUMERISM-CORE

Tom: (absolutely confused)

by ConnorBroski December 17, 2024

Consumerism Bait

(Also know as consumer bait)
A piece of media that makes you want to spend/ earn wealth, for something you don’t want, just to impress or one up others.

“Karen’s instagram stories of her new car is so consumerism bait.”

by Thelordskush July 7, 2025