conservanilla

Any conservative completely lacking in personality and edge. Lots of current examples, of course Mitt Romney leaps to mind immediately. Usually spotted around suburban neighborhoods watering their grass with a garden hose while his wife plants petunias.

"My boss is a serious conservanilla with his Mitt Romney sticker on his beige four door Ford Taurus that he drives while listening to Nickleback at full blast. Incredibly lame."

by Buttermilkgirl67 March 14, 2012

coastergasm

The feeling you get when a rollercoaster drops and you get that weird feeling in your crotch.

BRO 1 "I went on Scream, and the drop gave me such a coastergasm."
BRO 2 "I almost exploded from that coastergasm."

by JDJakieD July 22, 2012

conservanazi

A conservative who is rabid in his/her beliefs in the Republican party and it's leaders, like rush limbaugh.

(Limbaugh coined the word "feminazis" to describe feminist. His dittoheads thought it was so funny.)

Just coined the word to describe the conservative true believer wingnuts.

Believers of limbaugh are conservanazis
limbaugh is the leader of the conservanazi republiklans.

AKA wingnuts.

by GFY cheney September 24, 2009

Conservapedia

A webpage which serves a purpose of countering Wikipiedia's alleged bias towards "liberalism." The truth is, it's just an intolerant, religious persn that bashes everything that goes against his religious, political, and scientific views, that most closely resemble those of a caveman. An apparently strong believer in the Jonah in the whale fairy tale of the bible, he insists that evolutionists suffer a syndrome called "evolution syndrome" and that we just "somehow" know that we came from other species. In what his words would be, he is a false prophet.

GOP convention

John: I saw a black man today. Oh, and also one of those hippies evolutionists.

Calvin: yeah i read about them in conservapedia. Strange folk

by LukeSky🚶 May 1, 2014

Conservabot

Brainless person who consistently votes against his own interest.

Look at that financially challenged conservabot voting for that fat, balding, republican cocksucker who's going to raise his taxes. It's like a chicken voting for Kernel Sanders!

by Jay27 November 5, 2008

conservafuck

A Conservafuck is a conservative asshat. They are full of bigotry, misogyny, sexism, racism, and a whole bunch of other things that mean they hate everyone for the wrong reasons. They are narcissistic and think that ANYONE who calls them out for being disrespectful is a "liberal", like it's a bad thing. They mostly spew their hate on social media because they are too afraid and ashamed in what they believe in (Donald Trump) to approach anyone that disagrees with them, except the LGBTQA+ community. Conservafucks are extremely homophobic and mostly men. They cannot wrap their tiny little pea sized brains around the idea that someone would rather be with their own sex than be with them.

John Asshat: "You stupid fucking libtard! Go fuck your self!"

Sane people: "Ahaha look at that Conservafuck trying to hurt people's feelings! What a low life."

by Z.E.N May 14, 2016

conservalib

A combination of liberal and conservative.

That canidate is part of the conservalib party.

by Ookpick GooseFrubba September 15, 2005