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Consortium

A group of morons trying to organise a hockey team
Did you hear the consortium turned up to last week's game with 6 players and a 1 legged GK?
by MapleLeaf2021 April 28, 2021
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Contortonise/Contortionising

When you do something that looks like a contortionist would do
Contortonise/Contortionising Soffie Dossie does it
by Stitch276 October 28, 2020
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reed conforti

A "reed conforti" will usually be the kind of person(usually male) who will comfort a person 24/7. he(or rarely she) will be the most comfortable person you will ever be around. this person will let you really experience love. You will always want to keep this person in your life no matter what.
laura: Is your boyfriend a reed conforti?

jamie: Yes, and i love him.
by JMLRCMTAEW November 4, 2010
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Contortion

The art of bending. It requires a lot of stretching. Some contortion may be seen in the sport of gymnastics. A person that does contortion is called a contortionist.
Mom: catches daughter (Molly) stretching. " You should do contortion, you are very flexible."

Molly: " That would be fun!"
by Monnikah July 26, 2017
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queer's consort

Noun, a woman a gay man kisses when drunk. The partner of a queen but not a king. Thus a consort
She fancies herself as a fag hag, but she doesn't have the natural flair. She's more of a queer's consort
by Princess Buddah November 19, 2013
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Contortionist James

Contortionist James (born Troy James) is a contortionist knows for his appearances on Australia’s Got Talent.
Contortionist James does cocaine with Miss Beaudry in the dryer
by Jizzelle Booty July 20, 2020
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royal consort

A royal consort is a woman who is used for sexual gratification among a royal family a person who is matted with frequently for the mans pleasure the woman’s enjoyment and in fact her wants and needs are completely irrelevant it is only the man who is using her body to achieve orgasm that matters
King Louis really liked the appearance of Sara so commanded her family to give her to him to be used as his royal consort whenever he was horny
by Chauvinisticbastard December 3, 2021
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