CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

Used in place of "consume" to mock rampant consumerism.

See also: Consoomer

You need to get a job so that you can CONSOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.

by sid_ December 2, 2020

Condo Lifestyle

Living a life disconnected from any real level of responsibility or accountability.

“Dylan had more time to ride his Peloton because he lived a condo lifestyle and didn’t need to worry about mowing the lawn.”

by Blue Collar Father February 8, 2022

cardboard condo

living on the streets, not necessarily in a cardboard box

if you dont stop using, you'll end up in a cardboard condo

by agnostic carebear June 4, 2005

stochastic censorship

Blaming one for an unrelated action of another because your opinion.

Making up newspeak like stochastic terrorism, it makes the newspeak term stochastic censorship relevant. Blaming one for an unrelated action of another because your opinion.

by Fnu lnu November 22, 2022

Chonson

Penis; same as Johnson but pronounced with a German accent; from the film “The Big Lebowski”

Nihilist: "We believe in nothing, Lebowski. Nothing. And tomorrow we come back and we cut off your chonson!"

by Lozza_68 February 24, 2008

console wars

The stupidiest war that has ever been fought... Ever. It's usually filled with stupid graphic whoring fanboys and nerds who always have to point out every detail of a console thinking that the more power it has the better it is. (Newsflash: Just cause it has more power doesn't mean it's instantly better. For example the SNES didn't need fancy graphics just to create awesome games.).

With the release of the Nintendo DS and PSP the stupidity has taken to a next level, man I should write an article called "Nintendo geeks versus Sony freaks"

(Oh yeah and freak is used as an insult, I can't believe people title themselves as 'freaks', I'll just point and laugh at them.)

by That one guy April 10, 2005

Censorshit

the idea that censorship is bullshit....nothing needs to be censored.....if you don't want to watch swearing, violence, or sexual content, DON'T WATCH IT! simple as that.....nobody is making you watch it.....they have disclaimers for a reason....and if you don't want your kids watching that shit, tell your kids what they can and cannot watch.....and if they don't listen to you then you are a bad parent for not teaching your kids to do what you say.

every time i watch tv there's nothing but censorshit everywhere.

that movie sucked because of the censorshit.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008