contarded

a combination of being conceited and retarded.

Britney Spears is so conceieted. thinks she's so hot when she's just a has been whore. she's retarded too, who lets a baby sit in their lap while they're driving. man, she's so contarded.

by Lola_lola23_2 September 21, 2006

contarded

of being contorted and/or retarded

diving off that bridge was really "contarded"!!!

by a. nonimouse July 6, 2003

conyard

A successful con man who has sex in people's yards.

Jamal: Oi Jono! Do you know what Sam does?
Jono: No, what does he do?
Jamal: he is a professional Conyard.
Jono: No way that would be intense.

by GR33N420W33D July 29, 2014

contarded

Confused and retarded
When a individual doesn't know what theyre talking about.

She is so contarded and doesn't know anything

by josie321 March 3, 2016

constard

An antonym of libtard

''Donald Trump is the best president of USA!''
''No, he isn't, you constard!''

by DatPoliticallyCentristBoi January 7, 2019

Cornyard

A plantation of corn rows, typically producing corn that is pressed, producing corn juice, that is fermented and made into corn wine.

Hey, let’s visit that cornyard’s tasting room and try their latest vintage!

by Corn wine connoisseur August 18, 2022