Glossy Conker

A sexual act in which a man inserts his testicals into a woman's vaginal cavity (forceps may be required)

I've never seen such glossy conkers, Neil!

by EuroOD October 17, 2015

Leicester’s conker shortage

January 7th the tragic day when all the conkers in Leicester were munched and gobbled up by Teece Roolan (current conker eating world record holder) . Kids woke up with despair as they woke up and found there were no conkers left . Go to the go fund me page to help Teece’s addiction.

Oh no it’s January 7th the day of Leicester’s conker shortage, let’s have a minute of silence for the lost conkers

by Munchies261019 October 26, 2019

butt conker

When lots of cleg nuts join together to form one giant cleg nut, or a butt conker.

Lily: Oh man, my cleg nut has grown so large it's practically a butt conker!

by ConkertheButt May 13, 2016

Bashing open a conker

Smashing a black girl in the ass

Ay yo, I was bashing open a conker earlier

by BigBoyChungus777 September 18, 2020

Knob Conker

A rather unpleasant person, or someone you dislike. As offensive as dick head, without the obvious negative connotations

Often used when ones grandmother is present so as not to offend the geriatric wench.

The lads: great night out Saturday.
Rob: You didn't invite me out last week, you're a right knob conker!!

by notwillis October 6, 2012

Socially Concerned

Ostensibly it means caring about society. Being concerned about the things that are wrong with society such as increasing violent crime, an increasingly stressed health service, the marginalisation of the disadvantaged members of society, the list is pretty much endless; those who are truly socially concerned then try to do something about it. Unfortunately as in the case of the chattering classes the socially concerned individuals only pay lip-service to whatever cause is fashionable and they do sfa.

Most so-called socially concerned just talk about the latest fashionable cause, they don’t actually do anything to help.

by AKACroatalin May 26, 2015

rock concert

A Huge event of live rock music, attended by 10,000s of people. A Really Freaking Great time with hearing all the Greats!

I've been to many a rock concert & they were all Kickass Awesome!

by Starchylde July 16, 2016