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Comic Sans

Perhaps the world's most overused and hated font. There is even an international movement to ban Comic Sans.
by dave May 27, 2003
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korean coincidence

a coincidence that is...well, just too coincidental to really happen. typically found in Korean soap operas, music videos, and movies.
Regular coincidence: You have exact change for the clothes you're buying. Afterwards, you find a dollar in one of the pockets.

Korean coincidence: The store goes up in flames, so the cashier gives you an entire rack of clothing for free. Unfortunately, the store doors close at that exact moment, locking you and the cashier inside. Convinced that you are about to die, you kiss the frankly attractive cashier. The moment you do that, your girlfriend pounds on the store door trying to see if you're inside. She sees you, bursts into tears, and runs into a busy intersection. After firefighters pull you out of the fire, you see your girlfriend being pushed into an ambulance. You donate your organs to her so that she can function normally. She visits your comatose body in the hospital, and birds conveniently begin singing.
by enderkin June 29, 2008
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coincicomica

Describes an interesting phenomenon which occurs with surprising frequency when two, comic strips - on the same day - have strikingly similar themes and/or artwork and/or captions. This is called "coincicomica."
"I noticed coincicomica on the comics page on March 6, 2008 relating to 'Zits' and 'Garfield.'"
(The caption that day in panel three of the "Zits" comic strip was: "I'll crack open and ooze LIFE FORCE into a pathetic puddle that will end up as an oily spot on the bottom of a disinterested pedestrian's shoe." On the same page that day in the third panel of "Garfield," the caption was: "That was just the sound of my LIFE FORCE being sucked into a shrieking vortex of infinite boredom.")
by Doug Koempel April 21, 2008
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coincidink

a striking occurrence of two or more events at one time apparently by mere chance
You love trail mix too? What a coincidink
by trailmix2011 September 9, 2010
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comic book guy

The guy from "The Simpsons" who sells
comic books at his store, "the android's dungeon". Overweight and
unmarried, he spends most of his free time eating and looking up porn.
His real name was revealed to be "Jeff Albertson".

"There is no emoticon for what I'm feeling"
-Comic Book Guy
by Xander W. February 21, 2005
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coincidencialism

the belief that there is no higher truth or purpose and that everything is just the result of a highly unlikely chain of coincidence after coincidence, and thus there is no way of knowing what will happen, nor is there any reason to why it happens.
coincidencialism is believing that everything that happens are just coincidences.
by coincidencial man October 2, 2009
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