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Confuckulated

when something is so clapped it becomes confuckulated
Yo jimmys dick is so confuckulated it goes left right and sideways
by Jah42069 October 17, 2019
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Confibulated

It's simply a mind-fuck. It's you forgetting what you never knew.
Hey baby, remember when i fucked that other guy? No? Oh maybe you just confibulated it.
by MilairSamhawke January 18, 2011
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confuzzlated

confused + puzzled + -lated?

confuzzled with a '-lated' added on the end for fun.
i was so confuzzlated in math class cuz all the numbers on the board don't mean jackshit.
by superflychick June 3, 2006
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Conjogulate

Is when you hit something and it changes its shape almost entirely.
The mountain was conjogulated when the metiorite hit it, reducing its height by 100 feet and increased its width by 200 feet.
by asdfmovie2 February 6, 2010
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Conjugulate

to mess up or do something wrong. Or to become sick
Ughh that pie totally conjugulated my stomach!

Katie is stupid; she always conjugulates in class.
by melanie w April 1, 2007
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confogulated

1. to be in a state of confusion about a topic; 2. to be late because you were driving through fog
1. I'm pretty confogulated about why she wouldn't invite us to dinner. 2. Sorry, sir, I'm confogulated this morning. I could only drive twenty miles on the way here.
by pweidman December 4, 2009
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confugucate

(v):
1. To give one the wrong impression of something
2. To teach and or lecture on a subject for an extended timeframe only to test on something completely different.
3. Something a complete douchebag would do. See douche move
Example 1:
It was obvious by second semester that the professor had a knack for confugucating his students by purposefully testing on different materials than covered in class.

Example 2:
That test today completely confugucated me! The professor never even covered the material!

Example 3:
(Girl 1): Hey, how was Chemistry?
(Girl 2): I don't want to talk about it?
(Girl 1): Let me guess, you had a test?
(Girl 2): Yeah.. only I was pretty much confugucated by it!
by YourPsuedoLover October 22, 2009
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