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Confucked

Confused and thinking what the fuck about something you don’t understand
“Can you teach me how to shit” - ur mom
._. *blank face* - you
“Why you look so confucked”- ur mom
by Dizzy_izzy_whores March 5, 2020
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Confucked

A hybrid of Confused and Fucked, when your brain is at the absolute point where you’re so mind-fucked and confused you have no idea what is going on.
Dude, I’m so confucked right now...
by Daaavsdaman March 14, 2019
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Confucked

1. When you're confused on what to do but you're fucked no matter what you choose to do

2. Really fucking confused
1. When someone is dating two people and had to choose one of them, yet they both find out anyways, that person is confucked

2. When people ask why it Arkansas instead of Ar-kansas
by RandomAnxiousPerson June 15, 2018
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confucked

As per Marlayna "Kitten" Alfonso confucked is a combination of the words "confused" and "fucked" so when you're confucked you're so confused by a situation that you're fucked.
Got damnit I'm lost in Hialeah I'm confucked.
by GWPtheTrilogy June 29, 2014
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confuckered

Configured or constructed in such a way as to lead to disaster. Related to: technologycomputersinternet
The computer never worked because the operating system was confuckered from day one.
by Hanzo06 August 2, 2016
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Confuck

When two individuals have sexual intercourse at an anime con.
"Hey, are you going to the anime con this weekend?"
"Totally! I'm SO gonna confuck Sarah!"
by livifishu June 21, 2017
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confucked

When you are so confused that you feel mental fucked
Man Vanessa that final test got me confucked . The teacher never taught us that
by rere456 May 21, 2018
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