constitution act, 1982

That time when Canadas Balls dropped and told Britain to fuck off.

The constitution act, 1982 was fucking lit dog.

by ABowlOfChowder1234 April 21, 2018

Constituted Authority

Phrase used by a politician to demand respect from protesting citizens when he forgets he got into office through their votes.

Former governor of Oyo(southwestern state in Nigeria) addressed students of Ladoke Akintola University protesting against the continued closure of the university reminding them that he is the "constituted authority"
"Don't you know that I'm the constituted authority"

by Bouf daddy October 9, 2020

Connecticut

-Southernmost state in New England
-One of the highest average standards of living in the world, richest state in the US in terms of per capita income
-The first working submarine, the nuclear submarine, the modern helicopter, the hamburger, and the white clam pizza were all invented here
-Home of multiple universities including UConn, Yale, Wesleyan and the US Coast Guard Academy
-Trees trees and more trees
-No noticeable CT accent but we have a tendency to drop the "t" at the end of some words (such as Connecticut)
-State Animal is the Sperm Whale, at one point Mystic CT was the whaling capital of the world
-State bird is the robin, state gemstone is garnet, state insect is the praying mantis (you can be fined for killing one)
-Highest average IQ in America
-Biggest city is Bridgeport, followed by New Haven and then the capitol city, Hartford

-I visited Connecticut recently, it was nice but there wasn't much to do.
-My rich cousin went to Yale in New Haven, Connecticut
-Because I'm from Connecticut, everyone assumes I'm a rich snob

by Northeasternkid February 26, 2013

Constitution

1: A now-irrelevant document which once provided freedom for Americans. Replaced by the Patriot Act, a sugar-coated document that repeals all civil liberties that Americans once enjoyed.
2: The Bush administration's toilet paper.

The Constitution WAS an important document in American history.

by AnyoneButBush '04 August 30, 2003

connecticut slide

When driving on any multi-lane highway or road, it’s when a driver switches multiple lanes at a time, often but not limited to switching from the left most lane to the right most in a single motion. Nine times out of ten, CT drivers will be seen using this maneuver, but drivers from other states can sometimes be seen doing it also.

I think our exit is coming up in less than a half mile.
Alright baby, who’s ready for this Connecticut Slide? We gotta make this exit or else we’re gonna be late!

by ctpackersfan October 15, 2019

Fairfield connecticut

Extreme range of people you can meet. Highest underage drinking capital of country. Dave matthews band and John Meyer on repeat. You can find extreme preppy pricks and great weed! Never doubt the mad heads of drunk miners at Penfield beach.

Who’s throwing the fat dartie today? Ah just a white girl who wears Ugg’s with jean shorts.

Fairfield connecticut

by happyroxy November 11, 2021

Weak Constitution

Poor health; prone to catching colds or illnesses, or having to stay home in bed. Not physically strong or robust.

The winters were tough on his already weak constitution, putting him even further out of touch with his more athletic cousins.

by MyrrhKat January 30, 2022