Friendly reminder that drugs don't have to be your whole life. They're best when you treat them as life condiments.
by TheTallestPsychonaut November 17, 2023
Get the life condimentsmug. noun
plural noun: condiments
a substance such as salt, ketchup, or butter that is used to add flavor to food.
plural noun: condiments
a substance such as salt, ketchup, or butter that is used to add flavor to food.
“Hey bro lemmie get some butter I’m hungry for some condiments”
“Shure bro”
*passes butter*
“Bro, this is salted butter”
“Sorry bro, lemme help”
*pisses on butter*
“Thanks bro”
*bites into butter*
*starts crying*
“Why are you crying bro?”
“This it the best butter I’ve ever eaten...”
“Bro...”
“Shure bro”
*passes butter*
“Bro, this is salted butter”
“Sorry bro, lemme help”
*pisses on butter*
“Thanks bro”
*bites into butter*
*starts crying*
“Why are you crying bro?”
“This it the best butter I’ve ever eaten...”
“Bro...”
by Peen69-420 March 21, 2019
Get the Condimentsmug. Anything that you need in bed to sleep with someone, particularly birth control, especially condoms.
by Tipsy Flipsy July 10, 2017
Get the sleeping condimentsmug. noun
plural noun: condiments
a substance such as salt, ketchup or butter that is used to add flavor to food.
plural noun: condiments
a substance such as salt, ketchup or butter that is used to add flavor to food.
“Bro lemmie hit those condiments”
“Ok bro, here’s some butter”
*hands over butter*
“Thanks bro”
*smokes butter*
“This is hard stuff...”
*dies*
“Bro?”
“Bro!”
“You dropped your butter!”
*hits butter*
*dies*
“Ok bro, here’s some butter”
*hands over butter*
“Thanks bro”
*smokes butter*
“This is hard stuff...”
*dies*
“Bro?”
“Bro!”
“You dropped your butter!”
*hits butter*
*dies*
by Peen69-420 March 21, 2019
Get the Condimentsmug. Relationship status that usually occurs prior to cohabitation in which your partners favorite condiments mysteriously begin to appear in your kitchen.
What's Corie's relationship status? I saw a bunch of her Arabic dips and sauces in his fridge. I think he's in a condimented relationship with that Jordanian girl?
by forever creepin' December 29, 2021
Get the Condimented relationshipmug. When a diner overestimates the amount of condiment he requires, thus causing a large excess to be left on the plate after the meal has been consumed in its entirety.
Ben: Have you copped a load of that peng waitress?
Emile: Yeah. I was thinking of leaving my digits on this napkin for her.
Ben: Good luck. She wouldn't look twice at you given how condimental you've gone.
Emile: Yeah. I was thinking of leaving my digits on this napkin for her.
Ben: Good luck. She wouldn't look twice at you given how condimental you've gone.
by Bemile February 26, 2013
Get the Condimentalmug. Too cheap to buy his own the condiment thief fills her purse or his pockets with tiny portions of condiments
by ranktude November 29, 2012
Get the condiment thiefmug.