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contarded

omg, she is soo contarded
by CarooxCore April 9, 2007
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contarded

-to be drunk and blazed all at the same time.

-to be able to see spaceships on bankhead.
-to be contarded you must be in between drunk and high, but without all the stumbling. so dont worry about hooking up with a nasty bitch (ex.katerina).
by vincentttttt April 16, 2008
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Commanded

To be dominated by an opponent so much so that the recipient or the owned individual is left in a confounded, confused, or embarrassed state. Similar to being owned, dominated, categorically poned, raped, or prison raped. The origins of the term can be traced back to suburban street racing; however, the word may have appropriate applicability to various other jestful or divisive, hypermasculine, competitive situations.
1) That stock Mustang just got commanded by the Lamborghini Murciélago in the quarter mile.
2) Dude, you are getting categorically commanded by Trent on almost every front: he just dominated you at Wii Tennis and he is already on drink #7 while you are nursing your first beer.
by TheBinford5000 December 3, 2011
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Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee

A baby whose parents are retarded and have cancer. When the baby is born it is taken away by the government and put into a large glass of syrup. Before the government sells the baby to a chinese restaurant to be served as pork the baby drinks all of the maple syrup, breaks through the glass, and escapes.
Mathew and Josh are both a Cantarded Maple Syrup Downs' Sydrome Baby Escapee.
by Cantarded child January 8, 2008
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cratarded

doin' somethin so crazy its retarded
man dont put yo cat in da microwave,thats cratarded
by tyler manning January 30, 2008
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Cumtarded

A very retarded person who is also very horny
Did you hear that Bob is cumtarded
by Giantsrock14 December 25, 2020
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computarded

having an utter lack of basic/essential computer/computer related knowledge
She was so computarded, she didn't know what ethernet was!
by Omar Churchill May 16, 2011
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