anal cumshot

To ejaculate onto the ass of a woman, usually after anal sex and often into an open asshole.

Girl: "You gonna give me an anal cumshot?"
Guy: "Yeah if you hold it open for me"

by the butt buster November 27, 2009

MASSIVE GERMAN CUMSHOT

A discharge of semen or cumshot so powerful it levelled half of Berlin. Contrary to popular belief, this extraordinary procedure was first performed by David Hasselhoff after his station in Berlin during world war 2 when it was invaded. His infantry squadron had run out of ammunition. As the tale goes, he unzipped himself, let out a rabid yelp, and a bright stream of incredible force shot from his hips with such raw power that in under 30 seconds, approximately fifty five percent of Berlin lay in ruin.

Due to Berlin's strategic position, many scholars argue that it is the reason Germany lost the second world war.

"To this day, my grandma still fears the massive german cumshot. She has nightmares about it 40 years after the fact."

"Franz, I really wish Hasselhoff had been more accurate with his MASSIVE GERMAN CUMSHOT."

"Wow, Hasselhoff's massive German cumshots really put those sperm whales to shame."

by Lloyd Irving January 20, 2007

360 cumshot

Verb- when you're almost there and you 360 no-scope your load across the room into the pussy you were just fucking for the final killcam.

The other day I was feeling crazy so I 360 cumshot'd my gf

by Qwayne Raggs April 26, 2015

cumshot

To get splattered with cum, usually on the face but also be on the chest or any other part of the body.

That was a perfect cumshot!

by Canibal-7 February 4, 2007

Cumshot

When a guy ejaculates (cums) his load onto a girl. Can happen on any part of her body

I was fucking Layla doggystyle , she moaned as I gave her a cream pie and cum oozed out of her pussy

My cock was too big to fit all the way in her mouth, as I neared my climax, Sophia continued bobbing her head up and down the head of my dick and stroked the shaft with her hand. She pulled it out of her mouth in time for me to shoot a huge load all over her face and give her a facial.

Hannah laid on her back as I fucked her over the edge of the bed. Her round tits bounced to the pace of my strokes. She moaned and I pulled out and gave her a cumshot to her stomach. Cum covered her from between her boobs to right above her pussy.

I fucked Alice against the wall and pulled out to cum all over her belly as we made out.

My dick was between Ava’s huge tits as she squeezed them together and stroked up and down on my cock giving me a titjob until I shot cum between her tits and covered her big round boobs with cum.

by Pppppopopppppppp September 15, 2019

Cumshot Master

The man who is the be all and end all of our universe as we know it. Cumshot Master is, as his name suggests, the master of cum. Cumshot Master is the most powerful being in the universe due to his ability to cum faster than the speed of light, meaning if this is performed he would rip a hole in the space time continuum and thus create as singularity that wouldn't stop until it has devoured the entire universe. It is believed that if and when Cumshot Master releases this power his eyes will glow white and a roar of might will be heard across the earth. It is said that the Cumshot Master lives on earth and has the appearance of a short man with brown hair and a bald spot on the top of his head. Cumshot Master is also said to be living with the rest of us acting as though he is one of us.

"Who do you think possesses the most power in the universe?"

"Well based on the legends it would have to be the almighty Cumshot Master himself"

by Grogo December 17, 2019

comhotel

the best hotel in mm8bdm but nobody wants to admit it because a trans woman made it. basically a perfect example of how dogshit the 8bdm community is can also be used as the butt of jokes when creativity fails.

lol these players are so bad they probably roleplay in comhotel

by geekiegarden December 9, 2020