Skip to main content

computanese

Carl always be talkin that computanese, and we just dont understand!
by ijhb January 25, 2008
mugGet the computanese mug.

computter

Mindless use of the computer and internet for no specific reason or task. The killing of time with anything on the computer. This includes deleting files or organizing photos.

computtered
computtering
She computtered while awaiting a phone call.

He was computtering while waiting for his friend to stop by.
by cebaby June 20, 2009
mugGet the computter mug.

Computard

1. Some one who does not know how to do the simplest things on a computer, even if it's right there in front of them.

2. A computer that is really slow and crappy and never does what you want it to do... even if you're a computer expert.
1.

Goerge: Hey Jimmy, how do i turn it on?
Jimmy: The big button.
George: Uhh... What?!

Today, I tried to sign up for facebook. I filled out all the fields, but I couldn't find the sign-up button. I'm such a computard.

2.
Computer: There is a problem with the server. Application will close in 10 seconds.
Amanda: WTF?! Maybe I'll just reboot it.

Computer: *after being rebooted* Startup Failed. restart Computer Shut Down cancel

Today, I decided to use Patrick's computer. It took 10 minutes just to get in to the internet. Ugh. It's such a computard.
by lvvrgrl June 18, 2009
mugGet the Computard mug.

computter

This stupid computter takes an hour to load.
by 5'11"racer October 16, 2006
mugGet the computter mug.

Compucated

adj. portmanteau of computer and complicated
1. To make a task unnecessarily complicated by using a computer.
2. A degree of complexity, commonly found in computer systems, that makes it impossible for a single person to understand the system in its entirety.
"I'm going to export this csv shopping list to your Google calendar so that you can synchronize it with my tablet, and we can hit the store."
"Sounds compucated, why not just use pen and paper?"
by tronglodyte December 26, 2014
mugGet the Compucated mug.

Computered

Being on the computer or allocating a time to go on the computer.
1. "Hey Joe, I'm computered at 3:00.'

2. Right now i am computered.
by Prevs September 28, 2009
mugGet the Computered mug.

computarded

having an utter lack of basic/essential computer/computer related knowledge
She was so computarded, she didn't know what ethernet was!
by Omar Churchill May 16, 2011
mugGet the computarded mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email