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compeating

eating while being on your computer
Give me my laptop back. My food is ready and I want to be compeating while checking out the latest Black Crowes tour dates.
by Theophilos July 28, 2010
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compostit

A photo made up of several parts, similar to a composite, but leads the audience to falsely believe it is a real photo. Sometimes assisted with text.
Post: Here is a spectacular long exposure shot of the Milky Way, with a beautiful silky smooth waterfall in the foreground and some eagles soaring overhead through the warm sun-lit god-rays from the fluffy clouds, a lightning strike, and a few unicorns dancing in the distance under the double rainbow. We’ve been waiting patiently all day to capture such a rare such a moment! Oh by the way it’s a compostit image .. ooh I mean a composite image.

Comment: yes it's compost alright :D
by mogydee June 24, 2018
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Composing his Alphabet

When somebody has a stutter and keeps getting stuck on letters
Person" Pauls pissing me off with that stutter"
Person 2 " ah leave it out he's composing his alphabet"
by Subway Squad March 14, 2016
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Obsessive Computing Disorder

Psychological / neurological condition.

The inability to pass a single moment without interacting with a computer screen of some sort.

The inability to pause and relax and actually think about nothing, without feeling the overwhelming need to fill your consciousness with the inane drivel that your extended circle of "friends" post on their social media.

The inability to interact with real people in a social situation without fucking tweeting that you're doing so and instagramming a photo of it onto fucking pinterest.
Work was utterly hectic so I took five minutes away from the desk to do a crap, but I have Obsessive Computing Disorder so before I knew it I was getting my phone out for a quick game of turds with friends
by jwgrooves October 24, 2013
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compooping

The act of using a laptop computer while simultaneously using the toilet.
While compooping, I drafted my fantasy baseball team.
by AJC3 April 8, 2006
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Comcasting

Comcast (-ing) (-ed) - Verb
1. An abuse of power/authority/or systematic control to detrimental effects.

2. A paradoxical system; i.e. an unsolvable maze.
After being put on hold for a customer service representative, the customer service representative told me I had to be put on hold for a customer service representative. I hung up when I realized they were Comcasting me.
by Someone without internet March 19, 2014
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comcasting

Comcasting is actually a sex move in which you shit on your partners face while punching them in their genitals and then send them a bill for it.
The tyrannical CEO of Comcast paradoxically enjoyed being comcasted as he was usually the one comcasting everyone else.
by DCVulcan3 January 3, 2016
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