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Super Serious Facebook Commentor

Someone who takes a humorous status and leaves a long drawn out comment bringing everyone down
Status: a homeless guy asked me for a dollar today I said of course do you have change for a hundred? Lol

Comment: Homeless people have no choice but to pan handle, what if it was one of your ralatives? The are 30,000 homeless people in our city.....blah blah blah

Comment: it was just a joke Super Serious Facebook Commentor!
by Shizzy1980 February 22, 2011
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communitarian

A late 20th Century Political movement that combines the major features of Marxist Communism and Facism.
" Ah! Another Communitarian Position Paper from Comrad Etzioni!"
by J.E. Walker April 25, 2003
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Communitarian

a person or political party completely void of thought or reason. One void of the ability to think, who enjoys having their rights taken away.
If John McCain and Barack Obama had gay butt sex, their butt baby would be a communitarian.
by Rambojoe2323 February 18, 2009
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combinatorial geometry

Branch of Mathematics involving counting problems on points, lines and planes. Simple stuff really and not too many of them to keep it simple. Geometry for people that don't like Geometry.
The other day I was working on a Combinatorial Geometry problem
I rephrased it as a problem on Extremal Graph Theory and used Szemeredi's regularity Lemma. Gee I am such a good Geometer!
by daniel_chavez May 27, 2014
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Commentator

The asshole that decides it is necessary to tell you when something scary, important, or funny is about to happen in a movie.
Dude1- Ah man this part is awesome.

Dude2- Shut the hell up and stop being a fucking commentator.
by ToferKnolio July 27, 2011
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Clickbait Communicator

A person who purposely makes vague statements in an attempt to make you engage with them in conversation, or in some cases to upset you.
Examples of a Clickbait communicator

EX GF: Based on everything that has transpired between us, I am now going to proceed.
EX BF: Proceed with what?
EX GF: I'm taking final action based on the circumstances.
EX BF: What does that mean? Are you OK?
EX GF: Yeah everything is great!!!!

Coworker: I just talked to the boss and got some really interesting information on the down low.

You: OK, what's up?
Coworker: Nothing much; just some things that are going to happen.
You: What are you trying to tell me?
Coworker: Nothing really, we just had a discussion. It was nothing.
by DominiqueBretodeau February 1, 2022
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Coital Commentator

(1) a sexual braggart, usually male, who feels compelled to offer commentary on their sexual performance

(a) the commentary can be pre-, during, and post-coitus

(2) it often goes hand in hand with bedroom Fiction on the Fly
"The guy was cute but he was another of those coital commentators. I had to hit the mental snooze button a few times."

"It wasn't enough that he was a lousy lovemaker; this coital commentator had to describe it like he were the horse and I was Catherine the Great."

"It felt like Monday Night Football. Sex may be a game of inches but the coital commentary was bugging me."
by Marcus Antonius July 27, 2009
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