commitment

Fuck that.

Commitment is like puss. You get a taste, think its okay then BAM! it sucks. Really, Really sucks. Avoid if possible.

Girl: "I love you"
Guy is a fucking speck on the horizon.

Commitment: Yeah right.

by Bizazy September 15, 2007

Commitment

What crazy women try to trap unsuspecting men into. Women often use manipulating words and their sweet vag to get it. Having children is also an option. Bring your own condoms, get in, get off, and get out to avoid.

Jenna wanted commitment from MArk and trapped him by poking holes in the condom.

by Marcus-Aurelius July 27, 2010

Commit

A fucking trap

COMMIT YOUR SUCH A TRAP

by Anayhsuhs March 3, 2021

commitment

See hung by the nuts

The woman hun the man but his nuts.

by Nitemare January 18, 2003

Committing

The more modern form of 'dating', where one person asks another to be their boyfriend of girlfriend, and then from that point they think they're in love. There are tons of hurt feelings in the event of an early break off, as well as a late one. Unlike traditional dating where the two may decide not to see each other after a few dates.

"Will you go out with me?"
"Sure."
"Awesome! I love you."
"I love you too"

"Dude, what happened between Angela and Mark?"
"They broke up. I told them committing was a bad idea, but they didn't listen."

by MultiKillJeZeus September 12, 2011

commitation

Commit messages to a VCS that serve as (likely the only form of) documentation. Code comments are sometimes sources of amusing rants, but commit messages are usually comedy gold. (for nerds)

There isn't any documentation but the commitation is excellent. You probably won't need much else to get the code running.

by NotThatBruno November 3, 2016

Commitment harassment

A form of social pressure that attempts to shame a person into abandoning a lifestyle that is happy and free.

Hey John, did you notice how she asked me "when" I was getting married again, even though I'm not even dating anyone seriously? I know that she wasn't being malicious, but it was still commitment harassment.

by Chad Apollo January 12, 2018