Shirt Commando

When you wear a sweatshirt, cardigan, jacket or other outwear without wearing a shirt underneath.

Jonah was too lazy to get dressed properly, so he went shirt commando.

by Jonecky December 13, 2010

Suburban Commando

Unlike going commando, which is to go without underwear, going suburban commando is to forgo pants altogether.

Ever since I got this telecommute development position, I've been able to go suburban commando without arrest!

by naijalak April 1, 2009

stench trench commando

A rediculously gay guy, a man that wears another man's tallywacker as anal ornament.

That guy wearing the pink leotard is a total stench trench commando.

by stillboy615 October 29, 2007

sidewalk commando

any guy who has the Harley t-shirt, wallet with chain, jacket, tattoos, and all that shit, yet doesn't even own a motorcycle

So Buck, you got a bike yet, or are you still a fuckin' sidewalk commando?

by budley October 10, 2005

Sexy-Commando

a type of martial art.
invented by people of Muromachi period of Japan. Peasants were forced to pay high taxes, so they began this to unleash their stresses. There are 48 basic techniques and you "make a move" after those techniques. These stuff would shock the opponent and make you easier to attack them.

sexy-commando is the ultimate martial art.
example of techniques:
1. depression of Elize
2. embarassing moment
3. nonstop Kyo-Shi-Ro
4. freaking wife
5. plumping elbow heaven
6. After school campus

by Great, Masaru!!! August 25, 2004

Super Commando

Commando plus. The condition of no underpants and being completely shaved.

"Dude I saw some bouncing in your jeans. Are you going commando?" "Even better, Super Commando! The chicks love it."

by free baller April 3, 2010

Smiling Commando

When a chick brings it upon herself to wear a very short skirt and no under in public. Often sitting down and flashing her vertical smile to everyone who just happen to glance and smile back.

Guy 1: Dude look at that over there. That bitch over there is totally giving me a smiling commando.

Guy 2: She should've put on some damn underwear. Whore.

Guy 1: Thank God she didn't :D

by DefenderoftheFaith January 7, 2011