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Commowhore

1. A Vanderslut who has been classically trained in the arts of liberally drinking and having sex. Commowhores are experts in their fields. Battle-hardened and bed-ready, capable of receiving in any and all orifices. Masters of oral, vaginal, and anal sex with men, women, and themselves.

Girls arrive as Vanderdsluts, but leave as Commowhores.
1. Frat star 1: Man, that bitch is such a Vanderslut.
Frat star 2: Dude, no. She's been with all of Sigma Chi and the judges on their case--she must be a Commowhore.
by The Sut 2 guys December 9, 2008
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commodore chicken wing

The nickname for an amazing person. Commodore Chicken Wing is smart, funny, and loved by all.
Did you see Josh do that backflip. I'm gonna call him Commodore Chicken Wing! CommodorechikinWang
by Commodore Chikin-Wang October 23, 2013
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Commodore Nut

A commodore nut is what happens when one decides to contract their muscles during ejaculation, allowing only a small amount of seminal fluid to escape the tip of the penis and then pulling out of the probed orifice.
"I was fucking that bitch Ayisha last night and I almost busted a nut in her, but as a last ditch efforti decided to go with a commodore nut."
by blueskar May 26, 2017
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Commodore

To lose a condom in your mates ass
Dude I totally commodore’d you
by Gm blokes January 15, 2020
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The Bearded Commodore

Named after a dude in charge of a ferry, The Bearded Commodore means excessive hair on a woman’s nether regions; an unmaintained bush, coo coo, muff, etc.
I've heard that girl rocks The Bearded Commodore. You might need a GPS or a machete to get shit done.
by JRrrrrrrrr March 30, 2011
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Commaholic

A person addicted to the intoxicating use of commas. Commaholics use more commas than necessary, when constructing a sentence. This practice can become habit-forming.
My best friend is a commaholic, but when I confront her about it, she just laughs, and then texts me a bunch of commas.
by Julieanne Sharp May 22, 2011
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