A term used to define relationship status after one party has received a necklace (or in some cases, a bracelet) from their significant other; a sign of romantic possession.
"Woah, did you see what John bought Jenna for Christmas?" "Yeah, dude, she's collared now. It's totally official."
by WastingRain May 27, 2017
Get the Collared mug.v. Unintended ejaculation caused by an action, especially unintended exposure or slippage by a female wearing too little clothing. Typically the ejaculator is one of limited sexual experience and does not possess the ability to control his/her "load".
Aaron -"Hey where did Nate go?
Ben -"Oh man, when that girl (motioning with hand) bent over and her tittie came flying out, Nate had a collateral ejaculation and had to run to the bathroom."
Ben -"Oh man, when that girl (motioning with hand) bent over and her tittie came flying out, Nate had a collateral ejaculation and had to run to the bathroom."
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Get the swanmore collage mug.One of the top liberal arts colleges in the nation, Colgate University is home to some of the brightest and best young men and women, who hail from a variety of states and countries. Colgate, or 'Gate, as it is affectionately called by the student body, sports Division 1 athletic teams and a famously lively party scene. It has very little affiliation with the toothpaste brand, and anyone who makes what he or she thinks is a witty and original quip regarding the shared name should light his or her self on fire and jump out of a window for being so mindless...and go back to Hamilton College, the ugly cousin of Colgate.
"So, where are you going to college?"
"Colgate University."
"Oh, I didn't know you were so interested in toothpaste! Do you want to be a dentist?"
"Oh, that's really original you dumb shit. Excuse me while I graduate from one of the best schools in the country. Why don't you go back to Bucknell, get drunk, and fuck your sister. Asshole. Oh yeah, and Cornell can suck my dick."
"Colgate University."
"Oh, I didn't know you were so interested in toothpaste! Do you want to be a dentist?"
"Oh, that's really original you dumb shit. Excuse me while I graduate from one of the best schools in the country. Why don't you go back to Bucknell, get drunk, and fuck your sister. Asshole. Oh yeah, and Cornell can suck my dick."
by Colgate Raiders September 4, 2007
Get the Colgate University mug.The unintended consequences inflicted on some random individual that was caused by an asinine and/or selfish action of a toolbag.
John was the victim of some collateral baggage when he went to get chicken soup at the buffet line and all he got was broth due to the previous customer purposefully sifting all the chicken and noodles out.
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