Colbert Sandwich 

(noun) Two Pringles Potato Chips separated by a layer of whipped cream.

1) Damn these Colbert Sandwiches are great! Why didn't I think to make these before?!

2) My blood stopped moving after eating so many Colbert Sandwiches.

3) God bless America, and my Colbert Sandwich.

Colbert Sandwich by steviebuns69 March 31, 2010

Colbert Eclair 

Using 2 chips and a whip cream can, cover one chip in whip cream and then place the second chip on top. Consume! And enjoy!

First invented by Stephen Colbert on the Colbert Report on March 31st 2010

I just gave your mom a Colbert Eclair

Colbert Eclair by John Stuart Stwart March 31, 2010

Colbert Nation 

Noun, Colbert Nation is a cult run by Stephen Colbert, the son of god and our savior.

Are your going to the Colbert Nation weekend camp?

Colbert Nation by Kosher Boy May 3, 2008

Colbert Creamer 

On the March 30, 2010 episode of The Colbert Report, Stephen Colbert made the first ever Colbert Creamer by taking a Pringle, putting whipped cream on it, and then topping that with another Pringle.

This tasty impromptu whipped cream Pringle sandwich is a great snack food at parties. In homage to Stephen's segment "Thought for Food" the first ever Colbert Creamer competition was held March 31, 2010 by a group of college students attending George Mason University. Each participant had to eat one Colbert Creamer and say the phrase "Colbert Creamer" every round. A participant was disqualified from the competition if they could not properly pronounce "Colbert Creamer." This competition followed much of the same rules as a game of fluffy bunny, though was far more epic than any fluffy bunny game ever played!

Dude, these Colbert Creamers are so tasty!

Colbert Creamer by MasonPlaya March 31, 2010

Colbert pick-me-up 

Two Pringles Original Flavor chips with Reddi Wip whipped cream in the middle.

Jump-Rope Sally was pushing "Colbert pick-me-ups" behind the swing sets at recess, until Principal Sanders caught her with a Reddi Wip and an empty can of Pringles one day.

Colbert pick-me-up by Cottonsince85 March 31, 2010

Colbert's Disease 

A condition causing facial muscles and vocal chords to relax, making it impossible to express emotion. It was named after a Colbert; no relation to Stephen Colbert.

*In flat monotone* "Sorry, I can't speak with emotion right now, I have the Colbert's Disease."

Colbert's Disease by colbertista137 November 10, 2006

Colbert Control 

When you have ultimate control over your facial movements when presented with absolute hilarious situations/moments. The flawless poker-face.

Sally had Colbert Control when she convinced the drunkest group of people at a party that she was being hunted down by vicious ninja bears and that she needed their help.

Colbert Control by misszombie June 1, 2011