Evan Cohen

Refer to the definition of the word "fratdaddy" when defining this one.

arch nemesis= alex mandel
gay son; steve
sidekick= devan

Perhaps the scariest thing in the english dictionary, Evan derives from the word "whore" E-V-A-N

Scott: "Hey Steve, why are you gay?"

Steve: "Blame Evan Cohen on that one"

by Sugs12 May 13, 2011

sacha baron cohen

The genius that brought us memorable characters such as Borat.

Sacha Baron Cohen is a genius. Is nice!

by Adrian February 2, 2007

Cohen

He's a sweetheart, and a jerk. He knows how to melt your heart, bit he also knows how to break it more than anyone else. You can trust him with anything. He's been through a lot he just keeps it inside, he isn't heartless he's just trying to come across as strong. He's cute, and funny, and sweet, and the guy who can steal your heart, hold it for a while, then shatter it and not care at all. Still, you can't help but love him.

Oh my goodness, Cohen can be such an ass, I love him tho. Anyone would be lucky to have him

by Heart broken... March 29, 2019

Cohen

Cohen is a smart person, he always tries to listen and get good grades, even if his friends distract him in the process. Cohen is a very sweet person. His smile could light up a room. His laugh could make someone else laugh, it’s just that contagious. His personality could draw any person in. Sometimes girls fall for him and he knows but doesn’t care because he only has feelings for one girl. Sometimes he can be annoying but there is usually that one person that can make him stop, unless he likes the attention the person is giving him and continues making the sound so s/he’ll keep looking at him.

Cohen holds back on lot for specific things, including talking to the girl he likes. In his eyes, she could be the best person for him, but he’s too afraid to tell her, even if s/he too is hoping for him to talk to them.

And lastly, Cohen is one of the sweetest people you’ll ever meet, keep him in your life.

If this is a cohen, you should go ask out your person. s/he would love it.

by itellsecrets :) October 20, 2019

Cohen

The female version of a Cohen is far from geeky. Intelligence and street smarts are parts of her world but fail to make up the total essence of who she is.A Cohen is beautiful, sexy( due to an exceptionally well-curved bod), and irresistible to the opposite sex. She's a girl who's confident and independent. No man is necessary to make her whole, and that's why they can't resist her charm. A Cohen is quirky, witty, and sweet. Her interests are varied, and this girl can do anything! Just because she's decided she will.

Boy 1(replying to particularly smart remark): "I swear, Cohen, you're more obnoxious than me... good thing your pretty, huh?"

Boy 2: " There's just something about you...you're charming, Cohen"

Man 1: " Cohen,you're gorgeous... and such a smartass"

by matoaks March 21, 2009

Ben Cohen

A person who is extremely addicted to Central pizza.

You are being such a Ben Cohen right now when you are ordering pizza.

by Oliver McQuaid March 23, 2020

The Cohen Pazo

The Cohen Pazo (or mr. Lawyer man) is very fancy and is always wearing a suit and top-hat. He also carries around a briefcase. The Cohen Pazo always uses perfect grammar and punctuation for everything and says “indeed” instead of “yes”

Man: “hello sir.”
The Cohen Pazo: “indeed”

by Toothpaste.io March 22, 2023