A beverage consisting of hard alcohol and typically a mixer. So named because of the hope that enough of them will allow men to put their cocks in another's tail.
Husband: Honey, it's my birthday. How about some anal tonight?
Wife: I don't know yet. I'll need a ton of cocktails to even consider it.
Wife: I don't know yet. I'll need a ton of cocktails to even consider it.
by Minionite December 20, 2016
Derived from Cock (male genitalia) and Tail (referring to females) and the general meaning of mixing when the word cocktail is involved.
1) CockTail being a male and a female couple. They can be romantically involved, or sexually, or both.
Though usually having a purely sexual meaning, the two can be in a platonic relationship.
2) Can also refer to one person's significant other.
In either of these situations, it can be labelled 'drinking' one's cocktail.
1) CockTail being a male and a female couple. They can be romantically involved, or sexually, or both.
Though usually having a purely sexual meaning, the two can be in a platonic relationship.
2) Can also refer to one person's significant other.
In either of these situations, it can be labelled 'drinking' one's cocktail.
1) Dude, my brother's in a cocktail. They're so loud!
OR
1) Dude, my brother drinks a cocktail now, they're so loud!
2) Suzy was talking to her cocktail yesterday and didn't even wave when she passed me!
OR
2) Suzy was drinking her cocktail yesterday and didn't even wave when she passed me!
OR
1) Dude, my brother drinks a cocktail now, they're so loud!
2) Suzy was talking to her cocktail yesterday and didn't even wave when she passed me!
OR
2) Suzy was drinking her cocktail yesterday and didn't even wave when she passed me!
by Thoor Tayret February 24, 2011
by Fingers McKillJoy December 21, 2006
1.facebook friends acquired as the result of sending friend requests while in an altered state of mind.
by pyra023 October 20, 2010
by raichupal January 24, 2011
1. A mixed drink. It can be made with any combination of liquers or soft drinks. The only salient ingredient is Polonium 210 (Po-210). Po-210 is an alpha emitter that has a half-life of 138.376 days. A milligram of Po-210 emits about as many alpha particles per second as 4.5 grams of Radium-226. As such, an extremely small amount (50 nanograms!) that is ingested will result in a painful death that takes several weeks to complete. Hence a Polonium Cocktail is NOT something you want to order from your bartender.
Po-210 poisioning is an assassination technique that was developed by the KGB in the 1970s. The Po-210 poisoning of Alexander Litvinenko in 2006, allegedly by former KGB agents Andrei Lugovoi and Dmitri Kovtun, after Litvinenko wrote scathing books about Vladimir Putin, shows that the assassination technique is still in use by the current Russian trauponcracy.
Po-210 poisioning is an assassination technique that was developed by the KGB in the 1970s. The Po-210 poisoning of Alexander Litvinenko in 2006, allegedly by former KGB agents Andrei Lugovoi and Dmitri Kovtun, after Litvinenko wrote scathing books about Vladimir Putin, shows that the assassination technique is still in use by the current Russian trauponcracy.
If you criticize Vladimir Putin, he'll send you a Polonium Cocktail. Just ask Alexander Litvinenko. Wait, you can't, because he's dead.
by Dan Weyandt August 7, 2009
When a guy uses viagra (sildenafil) and penis numbing spray (lidocaine) resulting in prolonged intercourse reminiscent of male pornographic actors. Viagra is a pill that causes penile erections and numbing spray desensitizes the penis.
Carlos: Hey Kevin, what are you and Lauren doing for Valentine's Day?
Kevin: We're getting dinner and then I'm treating her with a Pornstar Cocktail.
Kevin: We're getting dinner and then I'm treating her with a Pornstar Cocktail.
by #1 Jake Pauler February 27, 2019