Cocksident

Something your penis made you do, or something you did with your penis that you regret.

I didn't mean to have sex with your best friend, that was a cocksident.

Or, for a kid,

Sorry mom, I didn't mean to pee all over the bathroom floor. It was a cocksident.

by Bigyahu July 28, 2010

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cockrider

Your mom when she rides her tight wet pussy on my hard throbbing cock all night long.

Johnny, your mother and I are getting a divorce.

Why??

Because she's a fucking slutty cockrider.

by bob April 25, 2003

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cockslider • Cockspider. • CockGlider • cockslide • cockrider • cockslayer • cockslinger • cocksided • cockslice • cocksmiler

A term used for one who is unreliable, never on time, and never comes through with anything he or she may say. Always tells lies, sometimes may be annoying, and overall very biased. This can relflect any person that may have screwed you or someone else over.

Lucas: I can't believe she stood me up last night, why would she ever do that?
Casey: Dude I know right what a cockslayer.

Lucas: Of course, Alex says he was going to get us food for free, but as always he didn't come through.
Casey: I know dude he always finds a way to slay our cocks.

by Alleyoopskim9 November 24, 2011

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