cockfidence

(n) Assurance and boldness of an unattractive man who, despite lack of any redeeming qualities or personal hygiene, is arrogent and abusive due entirely to the size of his larger-than-average penis. These men should be avoided. Cockfidence is not directly proportional to sexual prowess.

Due to his cockfidence, the short, ugly and abusive troll Bryan has slept with many attractive women who should be out of his league.

by Prantzell March 15, 2010

cockcident

Pronounced cock-ci-dent (similar to accident)
n.

a. An unexpected and undesirable event which involves a cock.
b. An unforeseen incident involving a cock.
c. A random, out of the blue, mistake involving a cock.

Andy: "I really fucked up today"
Mike: "Oh yeah? Was it a cockcident?"
Andy: "Yeah, I mean I was trying to play tennis and ended up sucking a cock instead!"
Mike: "Damn! What a crazy cockcident!"

by Mike Beach June 18, 2006

Cocklid

noun: Cocklid; plural noun: Cocklidians
an irrelevant homo-sapien who tends to repetitively input random insignificant phrases and topics into group discussions. Usually the main subjects of roasting, they thrive off conflict and dwell in distant lands as a means of education. Removal of them from groups leads to an unexpressed inner feeling of absence and depression within other members.

Origin : Early 21st century: from South Western Sydney English, from cock‘ male chicken with abnormal walking patterns’ + lid ‘top of an object, ’

"Broooooooo bought a bottle of water today was heeectic,"
'Shutup, Cocklid.'

by Dogster20 May 13, 2016

cockpliment

The opposite of a cock block. Someone who assists his friend in attaining a desired person.

Hey bob thanks for putting in that good word for me tonight, you really cockplimented me.

by Eyalisimo January 23, 2008

cockshiner

Often seen in olden times, a small boy would sit in the street with his shine box, yelling "Good day ta ya, guv. Shine ya cock? Only two bob!"

"Look over there, Phillip, its that little street scamp Billy. He sure gives a good cock-shine, I tell you."

by Prof.turtle September 4, 2005

cockslider

A male (usually a fuckboy) who is willing to place their dick in anything with a hole.

"Ya bro, I totally banged 3 girls last night. It was awesome." "Don't be such a cockslider homie!"

by Freshest slays June 20, 2016

Cockgliders

Local motorcycle group located in silver creek, New York founded by Mr Hardon

MR Hardon loves to take the cockgliders down to pickle park for the motorcycle rally

by Albionpussy July 25, 2023