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cockballs

1. used to express extreme emotion

2. a queer
1. Ahh cockballs, i got piss on me!

2. Queer: Shut up

Pimp: Why dont you go suck your dad's dick cockballs
by weezybaby23 January 12, 2008
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Cockshallamatarium

when you stick your own cock into your own BUTTHOLE!
Justin:Dude, this is justin from dayton nevada. I just totally Cockshallamatarium myself last night. I FUCKING LOVED IT!!!

Legacy of War: Your a fag justin
by Justin from dayton March 17, 2008
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cockwallet

Noun - partly refering to definition 4 of cock , even after being proved completely wrong the person is able to pull out more cockiness

Background - Steve Tauber was orginally called a cockwallet. His ability to be shot down almost everyday, but rise to the occasion minutes later to be a cock earned him the title.
An example does cockwallet no justice. A person will just know the right time to call some one a cockwallet.
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Cockballin

(verb): The process in which one's scrotum becomes compressed and settles quite near the man's penis (hence the name 'cockballing') due to exposure of one's testes to cold weather, water--preferibly salt water--, and even ice.
"I knew that I would soon be cockballing if spent too much time swimming with the cute sailors." uhhhhhh

"Daily cockballing has become quite the hobby among most male snowboarders and skiiers."
by samsonite joe May 22, 2007
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Cockwallet

"You're a fucking cockwallet."
by xX_Eat_That_Pussy_445_Xx July 12, 2017
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cocksalot

A term used to describe the actions of one who seduces many women into sexual relations. Can also be used in first person when pronounced "cockalot" or as a name.
"Is that your boy over there spittin at that dime?"
"Yeah bro, he cocksalot of chicks..."

"Yo, you got game?"
"I don't know about game, but the ladies bust out my cockalot"

Sir Cocksalot
by csk24 September 16, 2007
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Cocksalesman

Being such a huge cocksucker, that you should be lisenced to sell it.
"WOW, that guy who just came in was a HUGE cocksalesman!"
by MaTTThomas February 26, 2008
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