carkle cockroach

A weak person, a coward, but one who survives many ordeals.

That guys a carkle cockroach, he just ran away from the fuzz when they came for him.

by Funny thing... i don't actually have a name... May 16, 2008

cocknockled

When you go out on a date with a girl, only to find out that she doesn't think it's a date (usually revealed by a third party). You then pretend to be excited for her while furiously ad-libbing an exit strategy.

Guy: You sure are nice.
Girl: So are you. Let's get coffee.
Guy: Great.
...
Girl: This coffee is delicious.
Guy: I'm having fun.
Someone: What are you doing for break?
Girl: Oh, I'm just going to Hawaii with my boyfriend to celebrate our one-month anniversary.
Guy: Guh! Wow...congratulations.
Girl: I'll say!
Guy: Welp, looks like it's about time for me to be hittin the ol Dusty Trail...
Girl: Bye!
...
Guy: COCKNOCKLED!

by tuanomsoc December 24, 2005

Cockscotch

When a bitch jumps from dick to dick

She had so many boyfriends, that bitch just be playing cockscotch.

by Knuckleup August 29, 2016

Cockroach

Why is it called a cockroach? Because its a dick and it flies in your face.

Ahhh its in my face!!!!!
What ?
The cockroach!!!

by NotCharne September 28, 2019

Cockroach Factor

(n.) A term that describes the survivability of a person in any sort of accident.
It refers to the apparent knack that usually undesirable people of questionable social worth (alcoholics, drug addicts, gangsters, so on) have for surviving insane injuries or crashes. Conversely, it also describes the apparent fragility of those who do contribute remarkably to our society (organ donors, doctors, charitable people, so on).

A drunk driver can ram his car into a brick wall at 100 miles per hour and completely smash his car to smithereens with only minor injuries, cuz' of his high cockroach factor.

At the same time, if a doctor were to slip and fall in his/her bathroom, he/she may be in grave danger, because of his/her low cockroach factor.

by lesee June 9, 2009

cockroach killer boots

Pointy edge cowboy boots usually made of a "skin" material (gator skin) ( Leather). Dominately worn as a western wear/Style

You see that Roach run in the corner ? Alfonso killed him easy with those pointy cockroach killer boots he always wears.

by Stoneform March 7, 2011

pussy cockroach

a male out at a club or bar who, at the end of the evening and failing to hook up with a woman, hangs outside of the venue and begins following unattended women harassing them in a final, pathetic attempt to get some.

My girls and I were leaving the club when these pussy cockroaches tracked us through the parking lot tryin' ta holla at us.

by midshipmanx October 22, 2010