The Cock

Popularised by the Jay and Silent Bob collection of movies, loving "the cock" adds the random the in front of the word.

Dubya loves the cock

as opposed to:

Dubya loves cock

by G-man September 13, 2003

by cock

A method of determining the size and weight of a given substance, commonly used as an alternative to scales or by eye.

Jeff: Hey man, you put that ginga on the scales right? You better not have done it by eye.
Paul: Nah bro, I did it by cock!
Jeff: Diiiiiiis cunt!

by 4444444474 November 4, 2009

by Skapunkmonk September 19, 2004

A slang word for dick.

See also:
dick
donga
Richard

The male reproductive organ. Used as a secondairy brain at times.

Before I stuck my rough, bent-up COCK into her vagina, I was certain that I would hit her G-spot on every thrust.

by MrRoughBentUp July 25, 2003

"RATHER NICE COCKE INNIT"
"RIGHT"

"eh look at this DEDE COCKE"
"oh"

by Dinfindandong February 28, 2022

by Pieceofshit43 May 5, 2020