Cockadoodlepoo 

When you are woken usually after a night of heavy drinking; by the need to poo so hits you so hard, it literally wakes you up leaving you no other choice but to run to the bathroom to relieve yourself. Wrecking your sleep perminently.

"How did you sleep last night?"
"Awful, I got hit by a cockadoodlepoo at like 6am."
"Dude that's squirly"

Cockadoodlepoo by Lewhite January 3, 2010

Cockblock Abu

A Cockblock Abu, or CBA, is any person or creature that hinders the sexual conquests of his companion. The origin stems from the Disney classic, Aladdin, where Aladdin's advances at tapping Jasmine were constantly thwarted by the presence of his god-forsaken primate sidekick.

"Bro, Kevin would NOT leave the room last night. He was being such a Cockblock Abu!"

Cockblock Abu by TeamAladdin March 16, 2009

cockblockin 

1. The act of interfering with anothers attempts to gratify themselves. Usualy sexualy, but does not have to be.

2. Hatin. Being a Hater. Interupting ones advances upon another individual.

1. Yo, I tried to fuck Keshia but her sister was cockblockin by staying in the room with us.

2. Im tryna get my freak on with this chick in the club, but the bouncer keeps cockblockin.

cockblockin by Leezy October 9, 2006

cockblocalypse 

When you're out at the bar and you get cockblocked SO BAD it's like the end of the world as you know it.

"What's up with Gurpreet?"
- "Oh, last night, Trong brought the cockblocalypse upon him"

cockblocalypse by Matthew Gardner December 30, 2007

cockblockalips 

when a women has overly huge external labia that fold over the entrance to the vagina, preventing entry.

I wanted to have sex with her, until I noticed the cockblockalips

cockblockalips by Ian Dustrial June 22, 2011

cockblocker spaniel 

when a guy or girl gets cock blocked by a dog barking, whining, scratching or any other distracting/annoying behavior. particularly when its only problem is that it's just more of attention hound than you are.

i was stopped cold by her cockblocker spaniel barking and scratching at the bedroom door.

cockblocker spaniel by jayt85331 January 6, 2014

Cockblocking coalition 

A well coordinated group effort attempting to interfere with your chances of scoring

Her friends formed a multi-layered cockblocking coalition that was impenetrable.

Cockblocking coalition by EddieWins September 10, 2019