Cockmageddon 

Like Armageddon, but with penises.

Cockmageddon came from the sky and blew up our home planet of vaginatown.

Cockmageddon by Bbozic July 22, 2011

cockmonger 

A male who constantly displays his complete and utter penis like personality and world-view in nearly every situation in which he finds himself. Specifically this attitude is exemplified by a perpetual attitude of anger and disgust with the world and how it does not simply go the way said cockmonger wishes. This attitude is usually followed up by metaphorical threats of penile rape.

Guy: So did you get that girl’s number?
Cockmonger: No, that bitch can suck my cock. This whole fucking planet can just go choke on my huge veiny cock!

cockmonger by Wurde Smythe December 12, 2007

cockmonger 

Someone who can never give enough blowjobs.

Lili is a total cockmonger.

cockmonger by Stevens Crew March 20, 2003

cockmonger 

a person who enjoys the cock.

"you're such a cockmonger, stop sucking so hard."

cockmonger by Jack Hoff September 15, 2003

cockbanger

an insult wich originates from barry in south wales u.k which is used as an alternative to, fag, queer, faggot, bumlover, poo pirate, fudge packer and so on

1st man: whys that guy looking at me like that?

2nd man: 'cos hes a cockbanger, didnt you know?

cockbanger by southwalessniper December 6, 2009

cockmonger 

Someone who can't get enough of the cock.

My girlfriend is such a cockmonger.

cockmonger by Jason the COCKsmith August 29, 2003

cockmagnet 

One who is attracted to cock, and attracks cock.

Fred Nott has a cockmagnet.
'Ah yeah, you a Fred Nott?'-Are you Gay?
'does this car have a cockmagnet?'

cockmagnet by vintage hazmeister March 31, 2009