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Cockmuncher

Literally, it simply refers to any living organism that munches cock in any form. Since introduced by teenagers in the late 2010s, it can have a wide variety of meanings, virtually anything you desire while considering the level of offense you wish it to have. It can also be used as a conversation initiator. asshole dickfuck tittyfuck my ass Good day hello Superb My dick hurts
(Silence) Person 1:Cockmuncher? Person 2:Cockmuncher!!

1: Have you seen my dildos? 2. Shut up you fucking cockmuncher.
Cockmuncher by aidsface45 June 24, 2012
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cockmuncher

Someone being a very large idiot. An expression of extreme discontent towards another person.

see lloydtron
cockmuncher by klaw April 8, 2004

Fucking Cockmuncher 

Generally a phrase used to express severe dislike of a certain event or phenomenon.
Kid 1: We have a chemistry test today.
Kid 2: Fucking cockmuncher, man.

Cockmuncher

One who obsesses over things almost anally. Will defend the wrong side in an argument, have confused morals and the logic of a five year old.
Cockmuncher: Hitler is and will always be my hero.
Man: STFU cockmuncher.
Cockmuncher by One Two Three January 10, 2008

cockmuncher

The Office sycophant. A guy - usually in the depths of Hell we call 'Middle Management' - who is always cosying up to the Director, offering platitudes in the hope of imminent promotion.
Did you see how Melvin behaved at the Meeting? WHAT a cockmuncher!
cockmuncher by Skirtlifter January 10, 2005

cockmuncher

someone who nibbles or munches on cock
cockmuncher by Anonymous February 2, 2003

CockMuncher

Wow That Benji is Such a Cockmuncher
CockMuncher by 666Forever March 26, 2009