Cockgobbler 

A Cockgobbler is when a Turkey is impregnated by a redneck Jew boy. Resulting in a new species of Turkey being born with a hunger for man meat, also know as Cock, Penis, Dick, Willy, Pecker, Tally Wacker.

What the fuck is with that Cockgobbler at work he won't stop staring at my dick and licking his lips.

Cockgobbler by Sly Baloney November 22, 2017

cockgobbler 

one who voraciously dines on cock and will make your shaft look like the shiny and waxed eggroll it was destined to be.

You are a damn good cockgobbler, Mom.

cockgobbler by Beotch December 6, 2003

cockgobbler 

One who enthusiastically enjoys the act of cobbling on the cock......with slight nut nibbling

Dude your girlfriend is the best damn cockgobbler in town.....what....nothing man ive moved on, so should you

cockgobbler by Anonymous April 3, 2003

cockgobbler 

degrading term used for a woman, girlfriend

"She's a little cockgobbler"

cockgobbler by kara December 16, 2003

cockgobbler 

a person who is not gay and doesn't act gay, but is very annoying and generaly is an asshole

to be used when one is concentrating on something else like paper work or homework

asshole "hey your gay hahaha"

working guy "damn it shut the fuck up im fuckin workin you piece of shit bastard bitch damn son of bitch uuhh.. fuckin uh.. COCKGOBBLER!"

cockgobbler by DPdaix November 10, 2008

Cockgobbler 

A species of bird that is the result of cross-breeding a male chicken, or rooster, with a female turkey. Similarly to the mule, they can not reproduce, but unlike mules this is not a result of being naturally infertile, but because Cockgobblers are all either females or homosexual.

1.
Farmer: "Your daughter is quite the cockgobbler"
Rooster: "Bu-cooooooock" (Roughly translated in English: Why thank you. I and her mother, a turkey, raised her very well.)

2.
A: How did Andy Dick have children? Aren't Cockgobblers sterile?
B: Bitch please, they aren't infertile they just don't reproduce because the males only want to fuck other males.
A: Well how did Andy Dick do it?
B: I hear he gobbled his own cock and then spit the semen into a female's vagina.
A: Ohhh that makes sense.

Cockgobbler by Hodagophile November 21, 2010

cockgobbler 

Connor Duffie

Damn that due is a cockgobbler

Yeah, thats Connor Duffie

cockgobbler by ccduff11 December 9, 2008