cleaning cobwebs

Having sex with a female that hasn't had sex in a long time

I am getting my cobwebs clean out of me tonite

by kitty+sis February 24, 2004

Cooper's Cobwebs

When ejaculate is left splattered against something for a long amount of time and goes into a crusty "cobweb" like state.

"I went round Chris' the other day and there were Cooper's Cobwebs all over his keyboard, he's a total redtoober."

by wogzbreakfast11 October 29, 2011

cobbwebs

When A women Has Not HAd Sex In A Long Time Her Puss Hair's Bond Together Froming A Protective Web Across The Vanginal Opening

Damn Money Yo Sister is Fine But She Got To Many Cobbwebs 4 me

by Mahlong Black November 28, 2006

Cobwebbed

When your walking through ally ways normally when there's bushes on one side and you get a line of cobweb in your face and you then have to rub your face to get it off.

Dude I just got Cobwebbed!

Ha Ha I'm behind so I'm OK.

by Demonitrax September 1, 2010

coochie cobwebs

Pussy that that hasn't been fucked in a long time which is either old, dead, or smells like rotten ass. In other words that shit never has any action.

I mean I love my grandmom, but man I can smell them coochie cobwebs even when she's not around.

by Anonymous December 21, 2003

cobwebbed it

To screw any chance of getting laid this evening or ever.

To stop any sexual action happening immediately, to shut down big time.
The definition of marriage when they want some and you aint gonna give it.

I didnt want to screw her so i cobwebbed it
Mate i think i cobwebbed it but i regret it coz i was drunk.
She caught me looking at porn so i cobwebbed it and finished myself off

by Runner muck February 5, 2014

Cobwebbing

When a women becomes so wet during sexual activity that when she closes he legs then reopens them vag-juice strings from thigh to thigh creating a cobweb like appearance

Liz got so turned on by him that when she opened her legs she was cobwebbing

by Leftfoot12 March 27, 2009