COD
Collect On Dick (analogy of Collect On Delivery). Invite a female over or a female just shows up and you lay the D as payment. 100% guarantee lay.
Ding-dong! *Answer door* "Hello," says man. Woman responds, "I am here to fix your plumbing". Guy is confused because he doesn't remember calling a plumber or anything for that matter but puss is puss. He then just does a COD. Guy does what guys do and female happily reciprocates ;) Happily ever after.
COD by The Rawdogger March 21, 2017
COD
When a guy doesn't want to (?), is too tired (?), has no interest (?), has no time (?) and the woman wants to fuck as she determines, she wants "COD".
COD by big daddy 24 April 20, 2014
cod
Creepy Older Dude. A pervy older guy who likes to hit on and/or date younger girls, especially underage ones, as featured in the July 09 issue of Seventeen.
Girl 1: Omg, did you hear about the cod who tried to hook up with Kelly at that kegger last night?
Girl 2: Yeah ik, he was like 20 yrs older than her.
Girl 2: Yeah ik, he was like 20 yrs older than her.
cod by BabyFireflyyy June 9, 2009
COD
A common acronym that can mean the following:
•Call of Duty, a first-person shooter game.
•Cause of Death, a medical term for... the cause of death!
•Call of Duty, a first-person shooter game.
•Cause of Death, a medical term for... the cause of death!
COD by DCallstar51 November 14, 2009
COD
Call of Duty- a lame arse game invented for boys to piss off their girlfriends. Boys will choose this game over personal hygiene and sexy time with their significant other. In fact they will ignore their significant other completely for as many hours as their selfish needs must.
COD by Little Loveheart June 6, 2010