Clélia

THE BADDEST BITCH ALIVE ON THIS FCKING EARTH

"Clélia is sweet but a bitch"

by clejjongcherryboo August 5, 2021

Dirty Celia

Freaky when drunk. Might be into bondage, bring on the whips and chains. Might let you pet her but she might also bite. Keep drunk or caffeinated. Approach with caution if she is neither of the two.

Uh oh someone is a dirty celia right now, hold on let me get you something to drink.

by Trobec March 28, 2020

Celia

She's probably your best friend, she has that sass but you'll get used to it. She can't keep secrets so you probably shouldn't tell her secrets or somehow she has a way to spread it to the whole school. But you can't stay mad at her for more than a week. You know she's your best friend and you'll probably never know someone like her.

How did you know that? Oh (Celia!)

by Citygirl24681012 January 4, 2018

coeliac

The correct spelling of celiac

I can't eat gluten. I'm celiac.
Don't you mean coeliac you dyslexic glutard?

by max hotep April 13, 2014

Celiac Disease

A really shitty auto-immune disorder that comes about from an intolerance of gluten (wheat, barley, rye, spelt, teff, buckwheat, quinoa, etc.) and makes you have to cook everything you eat. It also means you can't have pizza, ramen noodles, or easy mac, which is what most people live off of.

Some Celiacs can't have soy or milk either. So basically they can't eat anything. It's a blast.

Celiac Disease is WIDELY misdiagnosed. Most people who have it suffer an average of 9 years before some stupid doctor finally realizes what's wrong with them.

A person with Celiac Disease cannot eat pizza, which is obviously a tragic thing.

by Ashley the Celiac November 17, 2006

celia

A beutiful woman with very bad luck

She looks like a Celia

by Badu February 25, 2005

Celiac

Sucks. Can't eat gluten cause your immune system's dumb and attacks itself when you eat it. Actually spelt Coeliac but no one remembers that.

Non celiac:' yummmm this gluten food is sooooo nice!'
Celiac:'ARGH GET YOUR SCUMMY GLUTEN FOOD AWAY FROM MEEE'
Non celiacs: ' oh ahahaha you can't even eat this?'
Celiac: 'nope I just have to buy SUPER EXPENSIVE gluten free food instead'
Non celiac:' hahaha sucks to be you, your such a celiac'
Celiac:' yep'

by Glutenfreeceliac September 5, 2019