Clunge

Another type of slang word for the female genitalia. Has now overtaken 'Gash' as the most overused, general word for a female by many different youths.

Billy says: Man, there are too many men at this party.

Jake says: Yeh init, why don't you give your boy a call and get some clunge down here!

Billy says: Yes mate we want clunge heaven.

by Shiftyy May 21, 2009

Clunge

noun - the not-so-common expression for a womans private area

descriptive - gaz (the serial killer) and his buckets of clunge (meaning plenty of female friends)

your girlfriends beef curtains!! - clunge

by X4K0 January 9, 2009

Clunged

Getting completely wasted.
similar to steaming/smashed/monged etc.

omg, your absolutely clunged you dirty alci.

by Dannnyyyy March 3, 2009

Clunge

...something 'nom'-able.

Yeah, CLUNGE!

by CLUNGE-A-HOLIC November 12, 2010

Clunged

1) To have had sex with a woman. After this, you can say you have been clunged.

2) Completely Clunged
To have tasted and fucked an adequate (but hopefully impressive) amount of clunge.

Once you have successfully been clunged, you can die happy.

Man 1: Dude, are you still a virgin?
Man 2: Nah mate, I shagged Vicky last night.
Man 1: Ahhh man, you've clunged! I'm cooler than you though, I've had three clunges already.

*60 years later*

Man 1: (old man voice) Alright Horace, how you doing man?
Man 2: (old man voice) FUCK YOU JIM, I've shagged 76 women! I am Completely Clunged!
Man 1: (old man voice) Ah, I've had 77.
Man 2: (old man voice) (angry) Shit... (shouts) NURSE! Come in here a moment! I need some....assistance!

by manyperson August 10, 2009

Clunge

A sarcastic remark made by people who want to die, against people who are bad at Counter Strike.

You fucking clunge ass bitch! xd

by Frosty The Semen Man January 16, 2017

Clunge

The clunge is the woman/girl's minge, the rest of the woman/girl is the cunt.

I gave the cunt a kick in the clunge!

by Pride of Lions November 14, 2011