Clum

Chunky cum. (Cum with clumps in it)

Finn came in my mouth and his cum was clummy.

by Clumy plum May 06, 2021

Clum

Slang for the lube that helps semen navigate the sperm ducts, used in slang to indicate that a individual is not created from semen, but from clum

Person 1 “Lil mar talking to another homeless lady”
Person 2 “Man that guy is a clum baby”

by Yugoose December 02, 2024

Clum

When you’re a clown and you cum

“Oh fuck i’m gonna CLUM” - chuckles the clown

by chucklestheclummer August 06, 2022

Clum

The word used to describe when your best friend looks obese at a party

"CLUM!... Your lookin a bit fat mate."

by Arquebus August 22, 2023

Clum

An obnoxious idiot who is constantly jagging into things, spilling things and being an all round fuckup. WARNING ⚠️ do not fuck a clum!

Jerry: Jesus Kevin, this is a threesome not an orgy you clum!

Susan:Kerry is such a dumb clum, she walked right into a tree.

by Agatha Vontrapp August 26, 2018

Clum society

A cult of over 500 members that destroys property such as trees and other small but somewhat significant objects. They are very non-secretive, and they're high ranking members include their leader Banarnar the Banarnar and the members Cheeto the Cheto the Banarnar, as well as General Choomba Gunter the Third the Banarnarnarnarnar, and the leader's second in command Crumb.

The clum society then destroyed the Ohio Bedrock Tree.

by Banarnar the Banarnar December 03, 2023

i clum

A combination of the words “Claim”, and “Cum”,
Commonly used in self hypnosis affirmations to affirm your new, altered mindset, as a calming, orgasmic gesture of acceptance of your present being.

Write “I CLUM” to affirm.

“I accept this gesture, and I clum this affirmation.

by The real jesus christ (real) January 02, 2024