Clumpkin decker

A girl being eaten out while taking a dump in the upper tank of the toilet

Clumpkin Decker, female version of blumpkin decker

by Deuceknevil August 10, 2010

Comment Clucking

Having a conversation with someone in a comment box on a social network (i.e Facebook) and then deleting all your comments so it looks like that person has been talking to them self.

BEFORE Comment Clucking:

MATTY: You look well pretty!

GEORGE: Pah! No she dosen't!

MATTY: What's it got to do with you george?

GEORGE: Just leave me alone. idiot.

MATTY: No.

GEORGE: Yes.

AFTER Comment Clucking:

GEORGE: Pah! No she dosen't!

GEORGE: Just leave me alone. idiot.

GEORGE: Yes.

by Loremipsumdolorsitamet November 26, 2010

minted cumkin

You make a jack-o-latern get at least 5 men to cum in that jack-o-latern, throw in a packet of polos and then get a women to put it on her head

cumkins and dumpkins are over grandad. it's minted cumkins now.

by dangerousmikej November 14, 2011

cluckin

Coming down of of hard drugs crack,meth,heroin.

The bitch is cluckin so hard she would suck a dead dogs dick for a hit.

by iomandala January 9, 2008

clucking like a chicken

To rant incoherantly while under the influence of a stimulant narcotic, such as amphetamines.

On Day Seven of the meth ride, Chester was clucking like a chicken.

by Uncle Beasley April 22, 2006

clamkin

The "female" version of the blumpkin, preforming cunnilingus
while the woman defecates.

I got a "dirty Van Dyke" from giving a hooker Clamkin.

by Derrick Serdoner October 6, 2007

cumkin

a napkin used in maturbation which is covered in cum

Ilsa wouldn't come over so Jimmy had to masturbate with a cumkin.

by justo effe August 5, 2007