Clum

An obnoxious idiot who is constantly jagging into things, spilling things and being an all round fuckup. WARNING ⚠️ do not fuck a clum!

Jerry: Jesus Kevin, this is a threesome not an orgy you clum!

Susan:Kerry is such a dumb clum, she walked right into a tree.

by Agatha Vontrapp August 26, 2018

Clum

Cold, clotted, thickened semen or cum.

"Please, get off the bed Johnny. Your stomach hair is covered in clum."

by Trickla Bickla March 1, 2021

Clum

A creature that has a fluffy tail and a shell, it weighs between unc4 o anf 53 kilos

he clums.

you see that clum?
yeah
it really do be fertilizing that airport though

by Cement Enjoyer May 6, 2021

Clum

Chunky cum. (Cum with clumps in it)

Finn came in my mouth and his cum was clummy.

by Clumy plum May 6, 2021

Clum

Slang for the lube that helps semen navigate the sperm ducts, used in slang to indicate that a individual is not created from semen, but from clum

Person 1 “Lil mar talking to another homeless lady”
Person 2 “Man that guy is a clum baby”

by Yugoose December 1, 2024

Clum

The word used to describe when your best friend looks obese at a party

"CLUM!... Your lookin a bit fat mate."

by Arquebus August 22, 2023

Clum

When you’re a clown and you cum

“Oh fuck i’m gonna CLUM” - chuckles the clown

by chucklestheclummer August 5, 2022