This is the perfect storm of government, in which there is simultaneous failure of all three levels of government: local, state, and federal.
The handling of the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina in New Orleans was a clusterfuck trifecta par excellence.
by Duckbutt July 26, 2006
Get the clusterfuck trifecta mug.Clusterfucklet - (noun) official management term to describe something not quite so catastrophic as a true Clusterfuck, but certainly exhibiting more clusterfuckiness than a mere ballsup.
The clusterfucklet reported in the morning didn't bring the ENTIRE system down, but enough to cause some shouty emails in various directions
by tangentc June 2, 2016
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The unrelenting and unceasing fuckening of one's life by outside forces such as governmental ineptitude, inadequate world pandemic response, unending financial crises, escalating social unrest and the total denial of reality by a significant percentage of the population.
by ILUsion54 November 13, 2020
Get the clusterfuckemus mug.To make a series of mistakes, so heinously incorrect and far reaching in effect such that the result defies description. The phrase is a combination of other phrases meaning mistake, 'screw the pooch', 'royal fuckup' as well as a group sex form of fuck, 'clusterfuck'. The phase can also be used as a verb, 'clusterfucking the royal pooch.'
Not supporting the public transportation vehicle information system standard on busses was a royal pooch clusterfuck for the public transportation authority.
by wkc December 1, 2006
Get the royal pooch clusterfuck mug.To be completely and totally screwed. To be in a state of utter, unavoidable, unthinkably insane screwage. A point in which one feels as though there is no way out of a current situation or predicament.
I was on this plane taxiing down the runway when a commuter train ran off the tracks and crashed through the airport fence. This event then caused a freeway overpass to collapse sending roughly 200 automobiles down towards the plane. The train was coming at us along with the cars and I said aloud "We're so clusterfucked".
by MacSawD November 26, 2004
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The meeting was a solid hour of clusterfuckery.
The meeting was a solid hour of clusterfuckery.
by Lynn January 23, 2004
Get the clusterfuckery mug.The person who is in charge (usually military) at the time of a clusterfuck. This person is usually inept at his/her job, and has used all possible resources to carry out a simple, straightforward task, only to start a cataclysmic chain of events.
One who clusterfucks, or has been clusterfucking. Can also be referred to as one who has been up to a bit of clusterfuckery.
One who clusterfucks, or has been clusterfucking. Can also be referred to as one who has been up to a bit of clusterfuckery.
1. "But General, I asked the Lieutenant to polish the big red button not push it. I know we have inadvertently started a major nuclear war with the worlds biggest superpower, but it should be that clusterfucker Corporal facing the firing squad, not me Sir."
2. "That window cleaner has not only made the windows dirtier, but he's also smashed four pains of glass and killed my dog! Well, I suppose I'd better go and give that clusterfucker his money before I phone the glazier and find the spade."
3. "I wish I wasn't such a useless clusterfucker."
2. "That window cleaner has not only made the windows dirtier, but he's also smashed four pains of glass and killed my dog! Well, I suppose I'd better go and give that clusterfucker his money before I phone the glazier and find the spade."
3. "I wish I wasn't such a useless clusterfucker."
by clusterfukr January 2, 2010
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