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clubbing 

The act of paying ridiculous amounts of money to enter a dimly-lit, highly-flammable room just to dance for a few hours to overly repetitive music that a 5-year old composed. And you have to dress like you're going to a royal banquet or the bouncer will throw you out. Usually, illegal drugs are served so as to help the attendees tolerate the music.
My friend overdosed on ecstasy while clubbing last Friday.
clubbing by yup September 15, 2003

Yacht Clubbin' It 

Dressing or acting as though you belong on a yacht, whether you are rich or not.
Chris: Yo Ryan, you're totally Yacht Clubbin' It in those sweet searsucker pants from Ralph Polo.
Ryan: Yacht Clubbin it?
Chris: Yeah dude, all you need is a skipper's hat and a nice cardigan.
Touring various bars and clubs to check out the girls while in college
We went clubbin last night instead of studying for the test
Clubbin by Dave & Amy Moore January 20, 2009

clubbing 

1) what the player who has a club flush draw on the flop in poker does

2)the act of jamming or ramming a golf club into one's anus.
1) "Let's go clubbing, baby!"

2) "Do you guys want to loosen up and do a bit of clubbing before we hit the course?"

Wife asks her husband, "Hunny, why don't you ever use the drivers I got you last holiday?"

Husband replies, "Sweetie, only pros who have been clubbing for years are qualified to use drivers."
clubbing by v1Adds January 4, 2012

Clubbing 

Violently beating a person in the face with an erect penis.
I was out last night clubbing some thugs.
Clubbing by Peckr February 28, 2009

clubbin baby seals 

Act of easily being able to pick up girls somewhere
"Dude,there were so many chicks there it was like clubbin baby seals."