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Closing a Chapter

Closing a chapter in life can be both difficult and joyous.
by GoDressUp June 10, 2013
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closing the jar

Pushing down ones penis to make an erection go away.
Billy was closing the jar before his mom walked in on him.
by ER drug April 16, 2017
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Coasting

To put in the minimum effort required in school to get a satisfactory grade.
Principle Redman: "Admit it, you're coasting."

Student: "No, honestly, I'm really not! I'm struggling due to depression. "
by cyan May 26, 2019
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Counting Your Dick

A phrase meaning to do nothing, often with a negative connotation.

The noun equivalent would be a Dick Counter.
Dude, its so nice outside today, why not stop counting your dick and go outside?
by Laver May 11, 2007
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19 Kids and Counting

A show that lasted from 2008-2015. It centers around the Duggar family, which consists of two parents and 19 children (10 boys and 9 girls). The parents are named Jim and Michelle, none of the children are adopted, and all of their names start with “J.” Their names are listed in the hashtag area oldest to youngest.
19 Kids and Counting is only the best show ever!
by Hotgirl_937 November 29, 2018
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Santa Clausing

When someone is "trapped" in a chimney a la Santa Claus, with their lower half exposed, preferably dangling. A second person then performs sex acts on them.

This can be done with a real chimney or a fake, specially-made chimney fitted with handles and a harness for support. Holiday cosplay encouraged.
1. To get in the holiday spirit, my husband gets in the chimney and I "Santa Claus" him real good.
2. I used to be into BDSM, but now, I'm mostly into Santa Clausing.
by KrisKreezy November 22, 2016
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Clutingtons

Clutingtons Disease effects those people with severe alcoholism. Once diagnosed, their symptoms are usually uncontrollable shaking of the hands, standing motionless staring at you for long periods of time and acts like a complete cunt.
Hey that's Tim at the Seven Eleven! Oh don't go near him, he has Clutingtons. It's highly infectious you will end up talking like a cunt!
by The Dengster December 6, 2018
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