closetlove

a bonding experiance in which: while in the act of making out with ur gf/bf his or her parents come home and the male or female proceds to run and hide in closet from sed parents.

*making out*......*front door opens*

female-"o crap, get in the closet now!"

male-*runs into closet with shirt off and hides in corner*

10-mins later....

*shirt gets thrown in*

5 mins later.....

female-"go, go now!"

male-*runs like hell!*-"man that was sum good closetlove!"

by silentpandaquickbunny January 3, 2009

cloutiverse

The realm of all interactions, actions, and reactions to purely attention-driven content, lacking any substance or quality.

Her livestreams used to be good until she got sucked into that cloutiverse.

by Wama Lou July 29, 2021

Closetomer

close·tom·er
noun
1. A person or organization that intentionally inhibits a business from closing their duties within its operational hours. These individuals will enter a retail store, restaurant, or business- with the explicit purpose of detaining the employees on the premises from going home for the day.

"Ms. Harrison was a terrible regular closetomer at the designer outlet"

by ThePageMaister September 13, 2022

Joe-closeting

When a poof comes out the closet and grabs a queer Joe cunt and starts gaping his hole making him a paraplegic and ends up becoming his carer for the rest of his life.

Did you know about Joe-closeting his hole for someone.

by Jesuss Crrysst May 24, 2025