An age-old disease only found in young children. all children have this disease, but the boys have a different type than the girls. because of this, touching or being touhed by a member of the opposite sex is fatal, since you have gotten their cooties.
by Chowderz May 12, 2011
Get the Cooties mug.A derisive term used to describe one who has cooties. Often, but not always, directed at someone of the opposite sex.
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by ricky December 28, 2004
Get the pussy cooties mug.a pseudo-germ or false disease that children use to avoid or tease one another. Theorized to have come from a child's misinterpretation of a slang word "cootie" meaning vagina.
Boy: Dad, what's a cootie?
Dad: ...uh...well, it's something that all girls have.
Boy: Ewww, girls have cooties!
Dad: ...uh...well, it's something that all girls have.
Boy: Ewww, girls have cooties!
by Otaku2100 June 9, 2005
Get the cootie mug.The metaphysical manifestation of the fear of social backlash resulting from association with the opposite sex during childhood.
In short, the other sex has them, you can get them, and you do not want them.
In short, the other sex has them, you can get them, and you do not want them.
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