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Jogging Clogging

Recieving oral sex while jogging.
"Me and Julie went for a run the other day, but ended with a bit of jogging clogging!"
by Mario Gannarelli March 13, 2010
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Clit Clogging

Dude 1: Yeo bro I just clit clogged Jazmine bro Dude 2: Clit clogging?... fuck is that Dude 1: Nigga its like blue balling Dude 2: Ohhhh I get it I be clit clogging my sister Dude 1: Nigga what!?!?!?!?!?!?!
by WormNibbaSupreme April 9, 2019
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Finger Clogging

The act of inserting a finger into an anus as to prevent the passing of a bowel movement.
Chris had to poop so badly during the video game LAN party that Allen had to finger clog him for about an hour just to make sure he could beat the boss. I can't believe he was finger clogging him for that long... What a guy... I'll have to invite him to my next LAN party.
by someunicornwizardcat August 8, 2024
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Suit clogging

When a young man ejaculates in his swimsuit due to over exertion while swimming
In the 50’s and 60’s boys would swim naked during the swimming unit in PE to reduce suit clogging.
by anonymous September 5, 2025
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Socket clogging

The disturbing act of shoving one’s flaccid member into the eye socket of a skull (preferably deceased, ideally not your grandma), in a misguided attempt at arousal or dominance over the laws of nature. A horrifying blend of disrespect, imagination, and poor life choices.
My mate unearthed my dead grandma’s skull, dangled his limp todger into her eye socket, and then, through sheer force of mental focus managed to get a stonking erection. Said he was ‘reconnecting with family.’ We haven’t invited him round since. Hence being defined as socket clogging
by Salad pants October 11, 2025
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Cogging

"Cogging" and its derivatives (cog, cogger) relate to the use(s) of the term "Pog" and their usage on the internet, namely Twitch chat. Cogging is the antithesis of pogging - it carries an overwhelmingly negative connotation with it. The Super Smash Bros. Melee scene has appropriated the terms and use them especially to describe a player's actions both in the game and in real life.

~To quickly describe "Pog/Pogging" (see Poggers also)~

To 'pog' in or out of game means to do something: hype, cool, crazy, etc. Essentially something one likes/appreciates. A person can "pog out" on somebody in-game, have a "pog" combo, or just be "pogging" in general.

~~~COGGING IS THE EXACT OPPOSITE OF THIS~~~
Someone cogging (a cogger) is doing something that is generally viewed as annoying, disruptive, idiotic, or just generally disapproved of. Someone with a purely campy playstyle in Melee would be considered a cogger both by observable definition and virtue as a person. And, it's also important to distinguish the fact that a person can POG in-game yet COG miserably IRL. If you see your gamer friends cogging, as a friend it's your job to point it out to them.
"You didn't even EARN that win you lag-switch having bitch, that was the most cog combo- Fox is fucking broken"
"Dude I'm just trying to move around the stage and warm up, stop fucking COGGING and hitting me"
"Stephen, I don't give a fuck how late we kept you up last night quit cogging and take this shot"
"Wes is actually pogging so fucking hard right now but Hbox is just cogging over at ledge and won't even approach"
by Pkmn82 March 25, 2019
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cloggingbog

a cloggingbog in someone who shits every 10 minutes that the toilet (bog) gets clogged, hence the name cloggingbog.
they will use this as an excuse to skip school or work.
Alex: hey James, why aren't you at school.
James: I had diarrhoea.
Alex: oh so you're James cloggingbog.
by boggerclogger December 27, 2020
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